fundage 

Money, usually in an adquate abundance to support a certain cause.

I have enough fundage on my person to pay for the cakes and ale.

fundage by theformerowenmeany November 24, 2009

fundage 

Mo' money or extra funds. The means to pay or be paid.

He got his bling fundage from whoring his bitches out.

fundage by Bitchy February 25, 2005

fundamenarche 

1. Your an ass period.

2. When speaking about any group of people that show their stupidity abundantly, so much so that you want to slap them.

fundament menarche

People that try to make up words for the urban dictionary and fall pitifully short at showing any real ability.

Your an ass period.

I wanted to close out this meeting by telling you all that you are fundamenarches.

fundamenarche by ideamanrick April 22, 2010

Fundamentally Adequate Quintessentials

what tøp thinks FAQ stands for

Tyler: a lot of people think FAQ stands for Frequently Asked Questions, but it actually stands for...

Josh: ...Fundamentally Adequate Quintessentials

Fundamentally Adequate Quintessentials by a clikkie May 4, 2019

fundagelical 

Someone who believes in a totalitarian world rule with an American Christo-theocratic party dictating legislation based on limited interpretation of scripture they consider applicable. Applicable scripture is limited to scripture in which they personally are willing to impose on others regardless of whether they, themselves, personally adhere to it in private.

Derived from a contraction of the words Fundamentalist and Evangelical.

James Dobson, Pat Robertson & Fred Phelps are leaders in the fundagelical movement.

fundagelical by anonymous April 21, 2005

Fundamentalist 

A person who takes their religion so literally and to such extremes that they contradict the very basis of their faith. They typically believe in a literal, verbatim interpretation of their scripture. They also have ridiculous, childish defenses to intelligent criticism of their beliefs that border on insanity. The level of hypocrisy and stupidity most of these people exhibit is truly profound.

Prime examples of fundamentalists are the geniuses who call themselves Christians and march around with signs that say "GOD HATES FAGS," seriously suggest that the earth is 6,000 years old when an overwhelming amount of scientific evidence proves otherwise, or tell women that they are filthy when they are menstruating (because it's in the Bible, you know).

Fundamentalists in general give religion a bad name. By definiition, it is impossible for any religion or belief structure that is centered on love, compassion, understanding, and forgiveness (most of the major religions are) to be anything but great. However, when people watch the news and see these dumbasses parading around with their "THANK GOD FOR AIDS - FAGS GO TO HELL" signs and calling themselves Christians, it tends to leave a bad taste in the mouth.

See also asshat.

Jerry Falwell blamed the 9/11 attacks on the wrath of God, which he claims was incited by gays, lesbians, and pornography. He's a fundamentalist.

Fundamentalist by Matrexius March 3, 2005

fundamentalist cop 

a police officer who strictly abides by the letter of the law

For a fundamentalist cop, a car going 27 in a 25 mph zone warrants a ticket.

fundamentalist cop by kris takahashi December 31, 2009