A curse word, literally meaning shit, in some circles, i.e. science-fiction/fantasy/RPG, meaning specifically dragon droppings. Generally used in place of "Oh shit!!" as in "Fewmets!!" but also useful when various persons enter the room as a face saving and parent impressing alternative to "Fuck!!"

Joey says " Hah ha! d20! I cast demonic mortis on all in the castle!"

Jimmy says " Aw Fff--"

- Joey's dad walks in the door -

Jimmy : "Fewmets!"

Joey's dad: "what does that mean?"

Whereupon Jimmy goes into the whole spiel about the word originating in medieval times to refer to spoor on the hunt, and about how medieval huntsmen operated, thus convincing the father he will be a good influence on Joey and impresses Joey by his quick thinking scramble to stay out of trouble.

fewmets by obscurecursewords August 22, 2011

Related Words

fuewm • Fuemo • FEWM • fewmets • fewmin • Fewminism • fewmits • fuehmong • fuelman • fuelman69

FUEMED

Background-F.U.E.M.S. stands for Fordham University EMS.

Fuemed- (verb)- (pronounced fumed)- the act of getting belligerently wasted on campus at fordham university, to the point where volunteer student ambulance services need to take you to a local hospital. This results in a free ambulance ride.

ryan- "Yo you hear what happened to Mike?"
Tom- "Yeah i heard that he got FUEMED and then tried escaping the hospital by jumping the 15 foot fence."
ryan- "yesssir that's why he is on crutches"
Tom- "why didn't he walk out the front gate?"

FUEMED by PartyNdBullshiit25 November 22, 2011

fewmin

Another spelling for fuming meaning to be very mad or annoyed.

am fewmin, mi mam sold mi leggins fer smack

fewmin by fat alan June 29, 2011

Fuemmeler

An ancient German surname. Often used as a compliment for someone who exudes raw sex appeal.

I will take my clothes off for any Fuemmeler.

Fuemmeler by bamftastic December 27, 2008

Fuemo

When you really love something and want to keep doing it again and again and again, but you also hate every second of doing it or doing the ground work to do it.

"I really love making art, but I just get so frustrated from doing it! Really makes me fuemo!"
"I know what you mean, I feel the same about theatre! Love being on stage and doing it, but hate all the work put into it.."

Fuemo by VikingDaddy August 9, 2020

fuelman69

A bitch boy who annoys people on Xbox on purpose

Yeah i was dealing with a fuelman69 the other day on Xbox

fuelman69 by sortabl November 4, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026