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A curse word, literally meaning shit, in some circles, i.e. science-fiction/fantasy/RPG, meaning specifically dragon droppings. Generally used in place of "Oh shit!!" as in "Fewmets!!" but also useful when various persons enter the room as a face saving and parent impressing alternative to "Fuck!!"
Joey says " Hah ha! d20! I cast demonic mortis on all in the castle!"

Jimmy says " Aw Fff--"

- Joey's dad walks in the door -

Jimmy : "Fewmets!"

Joey's dad: "what does that mean?"

Whereupon Jimmy goes into the whole spiel about the word originating in medieval times to refer to spoor on the hunt, and about how medieval huntsmen operated, thus convincing the father he will be a good influence on Joey and impresses Joey by his quick thinking scramble to stay out of trouble.
fewmets by obscurecursewords August 22, 2011
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Another spelling for fuming meaning to be very mad or annoyed.
am fewmin, mi mam sold mi leggins fer smack
fewmin by fat alan June 29, 2011
1. Dragon poo.
2. A substiture for fuck.
1. Hark! There art fewmits on me shoe!
2. Ah, fewmits, now I have to move the body...
fewmits by wysiwyg February 7, 2004

Fewminism 

The ideology of being angry about something that has nothing to do with you to make yourself look good, usually on socal media
Bob witnessed an act of Fewminism the other day when his friend got angry about something in a newspaper that had nothing to do with him.
Fewminism by The Ploughman October 18, 2015
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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