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A curse word, literally meaning shit, in some circles, i.e. science-fiction/fantasy/RPG, meaning specifically dragon droppings. Generally used in place of "Oh shit!!" as in "Fewmets!!" but also useful when various persons enter the room as a face saving and parent impressing alternative to "Fuck!!"
Joey says " Hah ha! d20! I cast demonic mortis on all in the castle!"

Jimmy says " Aw Fff--"

- Joey's dad walks in the door -

Jimmy : "Fewmets!"

Joey's dad: "what does that mean?"

Whereupon Jimmy goes into the whole spiel about the word originating in medieval times to refer to spoor on the hunt, and about how medieval huntsmen operated, thus convincing the father he will be a good influence on Joey and impresses Joey by his quick thinking scramble to stay out of trouble.
fewmets by obscurecursewords August 22, 2011
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Another spelling for fuming meaning to be very mad or annoyed.
am fewmin, mi mam sold mi leggins fer smack
fewmin by fat alan June 29, 2011
1. Dragon poo.
2. A substiture for fuck.
1. Hark! There art fewmits on me shoe!
2. Ah, fewmits, now I have to move the body...
fewmits by wysiwyg February 7, 2004

Fewminism 

The ideology of being angry about something that has nothing to do with you to make yourself look good, usually on socal media
Bob witnessed an act of Fewminism the other day when his friend got angry about something in a newspaper that had nothing to do with him.
Fewminism by The Ploughman October 18, 2015

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
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funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
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