When an active duty male is
trying to have sex with a hot active duty female and a superior female officer enters the barracks and the active duty male soldier must then have sex with the older, uglier higher ranking female to prevent a
dishonorable discharge, with his own
undesirable discharge.
Sgt: Damn, I saw you
walk off with Sgt Hottie
last night.
TSggt: Yeah, we snuck back to her bunk and got busy, but then Captain Hag
walked in on us and I had to pull a Bucca Fuddrucker.
Sgt:Shit was that even worth it.
TSsgt: Hell yea the lights were off.