Fuckuple 

Two individually fucked up people, that somehow stay together as a couple. A variation is a perfect fuckuple, where the two somehow make an actually good couple.

Origin: portmanteau of fuck-up and couple.

Man, Jenna and Alex make such a fuckuple.

Fuckuple by Dylbie November 15, 2016

Fuckupery  

A state of one having screwed up so very badly through laziness or frivolity that one's resulting future reputation suffers directly from his or her inherent ability to mess up the easiest of actions.

The extent of my roommate's fuckupery is astounding; not only does she sleep until 5:30 every afternoon and miss her classes, but her nights are consumed by watching anime and reading Harry Potter fan fiction until she goes to sleep to start the whole cycle all over again.

Fuckupery by Platinum Myst May 10, 2007

Fucktupled 

Multipled by a fucken shitload

"I would tell you how big the universe is but by the time i even finished the sentence it would have already like fucktupled in size" (Bill Nye via twitter)

When she got pregnant, that bitch like fucktupled in size

Fucktupled by circus_midget October 7, 2012

fucktuple 

when you have to do something a multitude of times
like tying your shoes

you can double knot them, triple knot them, quadrouple knot them, fucktuple knot them. whatever

fucktuple by debit.servus April 20, 2008

Fuckulent 

A lazy way of saying fucking excellent.

"That creme brulee was fuckulent!"

Fuckulent by Katmeow57 March 28, 2017

fuckulele 

A guitar-like instrument with 4 strings used to give people sexual pleasure with its vibrant beautiful sounds.

They’re often played in tropical environments and Hawaii by pornstars who please listeners toward excitement.

Ben: That music sounds so beautiful.
Gregory: The pornstars are playing their fuckuleles.

fuckulele by gregben June 25, 2021

Fuckupper 

The person in your circle of friends who is always fucking things up.

Person 1: How'd things with the project so badly?

Person 2: Oh you know, it was assigned to John, the resident Fuckupper.

Fuckupper by ArtistsUnited December 24, 2014