fucktify

To make something, that was not already, fucked. Often to the extremes.

why the fuck did you fucken fucktify that you fuck?

by That crazy guy down the road May 19, 2005

fucktify

To complicate or overcomplicate such that the actual act, issue or reference is obscured beyond necessity or understanding.

Why did you fucking script and photoshop and imageready and fucktify everything on that site?

by nrs January 28, 2005

fucktify

Means simply 'I do not'

Person 1: "Hey, who was that?"
Person 2: "Fucktify know."

by Figleaf23 July 19, 2007

Fucktify

To rectify a problem or mistake by using sexual acts or favors. To set something right with sex.

"You comin' to the game tonight?"
"Nah man, Sharon is pissed I ditched her last night so I gotta go fucktify that shit."

by GohtSkillz March 9, 2009

fuckify

to take something working correctly and fuck it up

The website was running until Patrick decided to fuckify it.

by Word Smith October 3, 2007

Fucktifiarist

One who simply does not know or care to know. One who uses complex decisions for a simple issue. Reference Jerry Hickman of western flyer express

That fucktifiarist cost me 1600 miles because he can't organize his load plans correctly!

by Blakicedk August 15, 2018

funktify

to make funky, or even of a disgusting or smelly nature

This room is funktified.
I need to de-funktify it.

by Scott December 5, 2003