fucktify

To make something, that was not already, fucked. Often to the extremes.

why the fuck did you fucken fucktify that you fuck?

by That crazy guy down the road May 19, 2005

fucktify

To complicate or overcomplicate such that the actual act, issue or reference is obscured beyond necessity or understanding.

Why did you fucking script and photoshop and imageready and fucktify everything on that site?

by nrs January 28, 2005

fucktify

Means simply 'I do not'

Person 1: "Hey, who was that?"
Person 2: "Fucktify know."

by Figleaf23 July 19, 2007

Fucktify

To rectify a problem or mistake by using sexual acts or favors. To set something right with sex.

"You comin' to the game tonight?"
"Nah man, Sharon is pissed I ditched her last night so I gotta go fucktify that shit."

by GohtSkillz March 09, 2009

fucktified

Noun meaning the state of unknowing or being unaware of a solution or answer.

Man, last night I was watching Jeopardy, boy was I fucktified.

by Bear Arms February 27, 2011