fucktify

To make something, that was not already, fucked. Often to the extremes.

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To complicate or overcomplicate such that the actual act, issue or reference is obscured beyond necessity or understanding.

Why did you fucking script and photoshop and imageready and fucktify everything on that site?

fucktify by nrs January 28, 2005

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Means simply 'I do not'

Person 1: "Hey, who was that?"
Person 2: "Fucktify know."

fucktify by Figleaf23 July 19, 2007

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Fucktify

To rectify a problem or mistake by using sexual acts or favors. To set something right with sex.

"You comin' to the game tonight?"
"Nah man, Sharon is pissed I ditched her last night so I gotta go fucktify that shit."

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The website was running until Patrick decided to fuckify it.

fuckify by Word Smith October 3, 2007

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One who simply does not know or care to know. One who uses complex decisions for a simple issue. Reference Jerry Hickman of western flyer express

That fucktifiarist cost me 1600 miles because he can't organize his load plans correctly!

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to make funky, or even of a disgusting or smelly nature

This room is funktified.
I need to de-funktify it.

funktify by Scott December 5, 2003

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