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Its a poor soul who is currently being lathered in fuckbutter and smacked with much fish.
Fan 1: Look at that Fergie, she's so fine.
Fan 2: If I had my way, she'd be a fucktark. With me. Right now... MY PLACE OR YOURS, BABY??

::Fan 2 is in the process of being dragged away by security::

Fan 2: Wait, wait! I've got fresh salmon!
by The Burnsinator November 16, 2006
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