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fucksore 

A sore, rash, contusion, abrasion, scab, or other blemish caused from sexual contact.

also:

A jerk; a fool.

alternate spellings: fuck sore, fuck-sore, fuckosaurus
The guy with the jester hat is such a rotten fucksore.
fucksore by brandoV March 25, 2009
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fuckdore 

Fuckdore is a word used to describe someone that you adore, but also want to fuck. It implies magnificent fucking ability, combined with being nice and fun.
Sam: So I take it you have no problem meeting men and getting dates?
Me: Duh, of course, men fuckdore me, I don't even need online dating! I'm fucktabulous!
fuckdore by Funny Moms November 16, 2016
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fucklore 

When somebody embellishes their sexual encounters, until it sounds like something that is definitely made up.
Dick #1: Hey dude, did you hear that Tim did 8 chicks at the same time.

Dick #2: Yeah, man. But I don't think it's true. It's definitely fucklore.
fucklore by M. A. Peabody. February 10, 2009

fuckzored 

The 1337 way to pwn,own or utterly destroy someone/something.
e.g 'WhHAhahhahHHA...dude... like..seriously, i just fuckzored joo!oneone!1!!1!!!oneoneone!!1!!!'
fuckzored by 13370R January 25, 2005

fuckstress 

He paused while the audience applauded them, all the while lifting the tiny fuckstress up and down on his schlong.
fuckstress by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008
An absolute affrimation of sureness.
The opposite of fuckno.
Person 1: Is that an angry chicken on your shirt?
Person 2: Fucksure!
fucksure by angry chickens May 27, 2010

Fuckstreak 

1. (n.) Fucking multiple partners in a row.

2. (n.) A streak of cum left on the sheets, car, table (or any other surface) after fucking.

3. (n.) A stupid person.
1. "Dood did you hear about Tom? He went on a total fuckstreak last week and banged 13 chicks."

2. "I can tell my roommate fucked on my couch; she left a fuckstreak."

3. "Why are you such a fuckstreak?? Get your shit together!"
Fuckstreak by Jackass 3 April 22, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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