fucksore

A sore, rash, contusion, abrasion, scab, or other blemish caused from sexual contact.

also:

A jerk; a fool.

alternate spellings: fuck sore, fuck-sore, fuckosaurus

The guy with the jester hat is such a rotten fucksore.

by brandoV March 25, 2009

fuckdore

Fuckdore is a word used to describe someone that you adore, but also want to fuck. It implies magnificent fucking ability, combined with being nice and fun.

Sam: So I take it you have no problem meeting men and getting dates?
Me: Duh, of course, men fuckdore me, I don't even need online dating! I'm fucktabulous!

by Funny Moms November 16, 2016

fucklore

When somebody embellishes their sexual encounters, until it sounds like something that is definitely made up.

Dick #1: Hey dude, did you hear that Tim did 8 chicks at the same time.

Dick #2: Yeah, man. But I don't think it's true. It's definitely fucklore.

by M. A. Peabody. February 10, 2009

fuckzored

The 1337 way to pwn,own or utterly destroy someone/something.

e.g 'WhHAhahhahHHA...dude... like..seriously, i just fuckzored joo!oneone!1!!1!!!oneoneone!!1!!!'

by 13370R January 25, 2005

fuckstress

noun, a female copulator

He paused while the audience applauded them, all the while lifting the tiny fuckstress up and down on his schlong.

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

fucksure

An absolute affrimation of sureness.
The opposite of fuckno.

Person 1: Is that an angry chicken on your shirt?
Person 2: Fucksure!

by angry chickens May 27, 2010

Fuckstreak

1. (n.) Fucking multiple partners in a row.

2. (n.) A streak of cum left on the sheets, car, table (or any other surface) after fucking.

3. (n.) A stupid person.

1. "Dood did you hear about Tom? He went on a total fuckstreak last week and banged 13 chicks."

2. "I can tell my roommate fucked on my couch; she left a fuckstreak."

3. "Why are you such a fuckstreak?? Get your shit together!"

by Jackass 3 April 22, 2011