fuckspoons

Fuckspoons (f•ū•ć-s•p•ü•ń•s); noun: An accurate unit of measurement used to measure anything.

"Dude how much sugar do you want in your coffee"
"Like nine fuckspoons"

"How much lion blood did you insert into my caviar, good sir?"
"Approximately twenty fuckspoons"

by Gryphobia January 3, 2015