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fuckspoons

Fuckspoons (f•ū•ć-s•p•ü•ń•s); noun: An accurate unit of measurement used to measure anything.
"Dude how much sugar do you want in your coffee"
"Like nine fuckspoons"

"How much lion blood did you insert into my caviar, good sir?"
"Approximately twenty fuckspoons"
by Gryphobia January 3, 2015
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What-the-Fucksplosion

The resulting event from something so appalling that it actually creates concussive waves of what-the-fuck, with a force sometimes in excess of 30,000 Newtons.
What-the-fucksplosions were iterated everywhere when all of the earth's water suddenly turned into bears.
by ThePigThatArfs August 29, 2009
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fuckspensive

A contraction of "fucking" and "expensive" used to denote anything so insanely pricey, usually as to be out of someone's reach. For someone living on a shoestring budget, a brand new Lexus is fuckspensive. For someone just capable of purchasing and paying for a brand new Lexus, a multi-engine light sport aircraft may be considered fuckspensive.

Similar to fucktard, fucktastrophe, fucktastic.
I wanted to take my girlfriend to Carrabba's, but it's fuckspensive to eat there. I'll take her to Denny's for now.
by Cadillac390 December 13, 2012
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Fucksplosion

A) Originally: The desecration/dismemberment of Big Daddy in Bioshock via a or multiple explosions.

B) To detail ones mass of ejacultion.
A) Seth: "Waaah, Nice Fucksplosion"!

Josh: why thank you, those proximity mines do deliver quite an arse kicking"

B) Seth delivered an almighty Fucksplosion over his partners chest.
by James William Walker September 22, 2007
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fuckyspoon

a spoon who lives in a dickhole and AKA grose spurn machine
oh give me my fuckyspoon bich
by wyyatass October 18, 2017
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Fuckstons

A particularly vile and hateful brand of UK estate agent
'I need to rent a flat so I'm going to have to pop into Foxtons'
'Foxtons?'
'Yeah, you know, the ones with the shiny smart-cars, glossy 80's wine bar-esque offices, free bottles of perrier, smarmily indifferent 'lettings consultants', increasing high street monopoly and sickeningly extortionate and disproportionate tenants fees?'
'Ohhh, I think you mean Fuckstons'
by Non October 26, 2012
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fucksponge

The sponge used to soak of jizz
"wait while I put my fucksponge in darling"
by Reg Davey May 5, 2006
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