fuckspoons 

Fuckspoons (f•ū•ć-s•p•ü•ń•s); noun: An accurate unit of measurement used to measure anything.

"Dude how much sugar do you want in your coffee"
"Like nine fuckspoons"

"How much lion blood did you insert into my caviar, good sir?"
"Approximately twenty fuckspoons"

fuckspoons by Gryphobia January 3, 2015

What-the-Fucksplosion 

The resulting event from something so appalling that it actually creates concussive waves of what-the-fuck, with a force sometimes in excess of 30,000 Newtons.

What-the-fucksplosions were iterated everywhere when all of the earth's water suddenly turned into bears.

What-the-Fucksplosion by ThePigThatArfs August 29, 2009

fuckspensive 

A contraction of "fucking" and "expensive" used to denote anything so insanely pricey, usually as to be out of someone's reach. For someone living on a shoestring budget, a brand new Lexus is fuckspensive. For someone just capable of purchasing and paying for a brand new Lexus, a multi-engine light sport aircraft may be considered fuckspensive.

Similar to fucktard, fucktastrophe, fucktastic.

I wanted to take my girlfriend to Carrabba's, but it's fuckspensive to eat there. I'll take her to Denny's for now.

fuckspensive by Cadillac390 December 13, 2012

Fucksplosion 

A) Originally: The desecration/dismemberment of Big Daddy in Bioshock via a or multiple explosions.

B) To detail ones mass of ejacultion.

A) Seth: "Waaah, Nice Fucksplosion"!

Josh: why thank you, those proximity mines do deliver quite an arse kicking"

B) Seth delivered an almighty Fucksplosion over his partners chest.

Fucksplosion by James William Walker September 22, 2007

fuckyspoon 

a spoon who lives in a dickhole and AKA grose spurn machine

oh give me my fuckyspoon bich

fuckyspoon by wyyatass October 18, 2017

Fuckstons 

A particularly vile and hateful brand of UK estate agent

'I need to rent a flat so I'm going to have to pop into Foxtons'
'Foxtons?'
'Yeah, you know, the ones with the shiny smart-cars, glossy 80's wine bar-esque offices, free bottles of perrier, smarmily indifferent 'lettings consultants', increasing high street monopoly and sickeningly extortionate and disproportionate tenants fees?'
'Ohhh, I think you mean Fuckstons'

Fuckstons by Non October 26, 2012

fucksponge 

The sponge used to soak of jizz

"wait while I put my fucksponge in darling"

fucksponge by Reg Davey May 5, 2006