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A contraction of "fucking" and "expensive" used to denote anything so insanely pricey, usually as to be out of someone's reach. For someone living on a shoestring budget, a brand new Lexus is fuckspensive. For someone just capable of purchasing and paying for a brand new Lexus, a multi-engine light sport aircraft may be considered fuckspensive.

Similar to fucktard, fucktastrophe, fucktastic.
I wanted to take my girlfriend to Carrabba's, but it's fuckspensive to eat there. I'll take her to Denny's for now.
by Cadillac390 June 11, 2012
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