fuckyspoon

a spoon who lives in a dickhole and AKA grose spurn machine

oh give me my fuckyspoon bich

by wyyatass October 18, 2017

fuckspoons

Fuckspoons (f•ū•ć-s•p•ü•ń•s); noun: An accurate unit of measurement used to measure anything.

"Dude how much sugar do you want in your coffee"
"Like nine fuckspoons"

"How much lion blood did you insert into my caviar, good sir?"
"Approximately twenty fuckspoons"

by Gryphobia January 3, 2015

fuckymoon

Synonymous with honeymoon but more accurately describes what it is all about

After the wedding, John and Mary went off on a 7-day fuckymoon to Hawaii.

by SantoshGeorge December 29, 2008

fucksponge

The sponge used to soak of jizz

"wait while I put my fucksponge in darling"

by Reg Davey May 5, 2006