fucksponge 

The sponge used to soak of jizz

"wait while I put my fucksponge in darling"

fucksponge by Reg Davey May 5, 2006

Funsponge 

This word is used when a person sucks up all the fun out of a room and makes the atmosphere really boring

Like the way a normal sponge sucks up liquid

Sean is so dull, he's being a total funsponge.

Sean was being a total funsponge when he started talking about math

Funsponge by Sexylegs April 17, 2009

Fuckspose 

it's like saying i fucking suppose like your mad or whatever it may be.. it's just... fuckspose

'but you said we would go dad."

well son.. I Fuckspose if your gonna bother me this much..

Fuckspose by FawnSour July 27, 2009

fuckmonger

one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...

"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"

"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"

"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"

fuckmonger by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010

Fuckspence

A word, often used in anger, to describe a good or service being worthless.

Jamie: "Check out my rare stamp collection, how much do you think it's worth??"
Jesse: "Fuckspence."

Fuckspence by jessejaythewordsmith March 1, 2010

fucksoneer 

Generally contemptible person. Alias of fuckoff, and more intense variant of bollocksoneer.

Tom DeLay - Damn, what a fucksoneer.

fucksoneer by Alex Koik-Cestone November 25, 2007

fuck sponge 

a household utensil which when taken out with you will allow you to soak up all people who are just out for a root and take them home

i was out on the piss last night and came home with a fully loaded fuck sponge overflowing with people to bang

fuck sponge by shane aisbett June 25, 2004