microwaveable 

when someone’s so cute and lovable and endearing you could just microwave them

will byers from stranger things is so microwaveable

microwaveable by midnightsage August 20, 2022

Microwaveable Burrito 

The second most unhealthy type of microwaveable foods. Delicious and satisfying, but capable of ruining your digestive normality. You're better off taking a laxitive, but what tastes better.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm so hungry...

Guy 2: Go eat a microwaveable burrito.

Microwaveable Burrito by Burrito Bandit August 21, 2009

Microwaveable Fuckpile 

Frozen foods usually involving no preparation other than heating in the microwave, especially foods of limited nutritional value. Examples would be pizza bites and mini tacos usually consumed by college students.

"No wonder Steve is a fatass, all he eats is microwaveable fuckpile."

Microwaveable Fuckpile by telefpreen February 15, 2009

Microwaveable rat 

A very gay person who’s in denial.
They claim to not like men but then post about how much they want to marry a guy.
They are also very sweet so be nice to him

Person 1: oh my friend keeps saying they aren’t gay yet they keep simping for a guy on discord
Me: that reminds me of my friend microwaveable rat

Microwaveable rat by G0LDF1SH July 20, 2021

Microwaveable Regret 

When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.

Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.

Microwaveable Regret by Jummy12 July 30, 2021

Microwavelessness 

When one moves into a new place and doesn't have a microwave oven. You are forced to eat out or use cookware, since you can't cook microwaveable foods.

I just moved into a new apartment and realized that's there's no way to cook TV dinners or Raman noodles. It dawned on me that I was in a state of Microwavelessness.

Microwavelessness by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014

microwaveablelessness

The essence of not being able to be microwaved.

You wouldn't have thought it to look at it, but that damn burrito was full of microwaveablelessness.

The space shuttle Columbia was lacking in microwavablelessness.

microwaveablelessness by kyle b April 29, 2005