twatabyte

A twatabyte (derived from the SI prefix twata-) is a unit of information or computer storage equal to 1000 yottabytes. It is commonly abbreviated TwB.

1 twatabyte = 1^27 bytes = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bytes.
At the rate windows developers are pissing memory up the wall, it'll take a fucking twatabyte of RAM to run windows in 10 years!
by Monkey69 October 08, 2005
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fuckoffee

Hot beverage offered to co-workers that you hate, but try to get along with in sarcastic manner.
Hey fellas, anyone fuckoffee?
by monkey69 June 07, 2007
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point and wank

The type of user interface that is proliferated by operating systems such as windoze.

Typically, this abstracts all configuration of a piece of software to a series of clicks in a pop-up dialog box.
I run Linux, because I like being able to hack my config files about easily. With windoze it's all point and wank.
by monkey69 April 17, 2007
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