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fuckapolypse
A: How'd you do on the essay?
B: Man, I don't want to think about it, that was one bad fuckapolypse ...
B: Man, I don't want to think about it, that was one bad fuckapolypse ...
fuckapolypse by BlazingAngels March 5, 2009
fuckcapade
fuckcapade™
A person who normally does not fuck a lot, but decides to go on a fucking spree...Fucking a lot of people in a short amount of time. (Normally carried out by women)
A person who normally does not fuck a lot, but decides to go on a fucking spree...Fucking a lot of people in a short amount of time. (Normally carried out by women)
Example: She used to be a good girl but she's currently on a fuckcapade with several different guys.
fuckcapade by TheLongHairedBat December 23, 2010
fuckapuss
A mutated cross between an alligator, a platipus, and an octopus, often resmbling a massive penis. According to urban myth is an escaped animal from government testing. In reality, there is no Bogeyman, the monsters under small childrens' beds accross the nation are undoubtedly descendants of the very first fuckapuss which escaped into the wild in 1995.
The mating call of the fuckapuss is "nomnomnom" this is often confused with the sound of squeaking floorboards, therefore fuckapusses often go unnoticed until it is too late. By then, the victim has been raped and left to keep track of precisely 52 fuckapuss children. That is how fuckapusses reproduce, since they are all born male. Fuckapusses can also empregnate men. Therefore, a fuckapuss's best suited environment is under the beds of small children, altough single adults who live alone are also prime targets.
The mating call of the fuckapuss is "nomnomnom" this is often confused with the sound of squeaking floorboards, therefore fuckapusses often go unnoticed until it is too late. By then, the victim has been raped and left to keep track of precisely 52 fuckapuss children. That is how fuckapusses reproduce, since they are all born male. Fuckapusses can also empregnate men. Therefore, a fuckapuss's best suited environment is under the beds of small children, altough single adults who live alone are also prime targets.
Small child: Mommy! A fuckapuss came out from under my bed and tried to rape me!
Mother: Relax, there are no such things as monsters. You just had a nightmare. Go back to bed.
Mother: Relax, there are no such things as monsters. You just had a nightmare. Go back to bed.
fuckapuss by Baileywatercolors November 3, 2009
Fuckapotimus
An oversized woman who prays on drunk men in social settings. The fuckapotimi are attrackted to men with slured speach, and impaired walking abilities. The attack is known as being grizzlesnatched.
Fuckapotimus by hotfer March 30, 2011