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fuckminded 

A person who for every two second spend one second thinking about fuck in general and the rest thinking to fuck someone in particular.
Hitler is a fuckminded dwarf.He his obsessed by fuck.One second he think about fucking Jews,the other about fucking Eva.Now he is fucked in hell by Satan,the ultimate fuckminded.In hell Hitler got half-served.He can think about fuck all the times.The sad thing,for him, he is fucked instead of fucking.
fuckminded by Gomez Razafy January 10, 2008
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fuckmented 

A combination of Fucking Demented

Fuck+Demented= Fuckmented
You are fuckmented

fuckwinder 

Hey Fuckwinder why are you always dazed?

fuckmind 

One who accomplishes the action of elementary mind fucking through heavy-handed, unintelligent, and generally accidental means.
That fuckmind just won't stop professing his love to me no matter how many times I mention thinking him less than a parasitic liver fluke.
fuckmind by sheldrake April 18, 2010

fuckinged 

When you want to use the word "fuck" in present tense, but feel like it was already used in the past.
Whoa! I didn't know you fuckinged that time
fuckinged by funsters June 3, 2010

fuckined 

When you've been planning to party with your friends at a set time and place, but obligations, family or otherwise get in the way. Your friends ask you why you haven't shown up yet and you say, damn bitches, I can't make it, I'm "Fuckined".
I'm still in San Diego at my wife's fourth cousins wedding which is really important to my wife. I'm so fuckined!
fuckined by SK888 January 15, 2017

Fuckmented 

Slang for a chaotic mix of messed-up and altered
“The playlist was fuckmented—half genius, half disaster.”
Fuckmented by FUCKMENTED September 16, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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