fuckmind

One who accomplishes the action of elementary mind fucking through heavy-handed, unintelligent, and generally accidental means.

That fuckmind just won't stop professing his love to me no matter how many times I mention thinking him less than a parasitic liver fluke.

by sheldrake April 18, 2010

fuckwind

A person living life with no purpose and taking intense pleasure in doing stupid things.

We are such fuckwinds.
Look at those fuckwinds.
Man, he is such a fuckwind.
Oh my God, what a fuckwind.

by selezovikj December 9, 2008

Fuckwind

A lower-tier superhero who creates a powerful windstorm by fucking. Also known for cracking wise in a Cockney accent.

Voluptuous '50s Female Archetype: Oh, this heat is giving me the vapors. A nice breeze would really cool me down.
Fuckwind: Did somebody say...Fuckwind?

Little Billy: That fire's gonna burn down Daddy's barn! And ol' Mabel's trapped in her stall! Darn if there wasn't somethin' I could do to help!
Fuckwind: Well Billy, there's something WE could do...

by the bore worms June 29, 2011

fuckwinder

A sex addicted Punjabi boy

Hey Fuckwinder why are you always dazed?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 11, 2021

Fuckmint

An expression used to express a shocked expression.

Also a joking name for a friend or colleague.

"DUDE YOURE ON FIRE!"
"Wha?.. HOLY FUCKMINTS GET IT OFF GET IT OFF"

"You're such a fuckmint Fred."

by Hardparty May 31, 2009

Fuckwind

An especially dire situation/series of events.

The party was fun, but then some sort of crazy fuckwind blew through, and it all went downhill.

by DuranGrey May 30, 2011

fuckminsterfullerene

When 60 carbon-based life forms fuck eachother all at the same time in a geodesic 60-way orgy.

Ready for the fuckminsterfullerene tonight? I invited only 58 other people I found on Tinder. It’ll be absolutely lit.

by Bad C dev February 22, 2023