fuckmind 

One who accomplishes the action of elementary mind fucking through heavy-handed, unintelligent, and generally accidental means.

That fuckmind just won't stop professing his love to me no matter how many times I mention thinking him less than a parasitic liver fluke.

fuckmind by sheldrake April 18, 2010

fuckwind 

A person living life with no purpose and taking intense pleasure in doing stupid things.

We are such fuckwinds.
Look at those fuckwinds.
Man, he is such a fuckwind.
Oh my God, what a fuckwind.

fuckwind by selezovikj December 9, 2008

Fuckwind 

A lower-tier superhero who creates a powerful windstorm by fucking. Also known for cracking wise in a Cockney accent.

Voluptuous '50s Female Archetype: Oh, this heat is giving me the vapors. A nice breeze would really cool me down.
Fuckwind: Did somebody say...Fuckwind?

Little Billy: That fire's gonna burn down Daddy's barn! And ol' Mabel's trapped in her stall! Darn if there wasn't somethin' I could do to help!
Fuckwind: Well Billy, there's something WE could do...

Fuckwind by the bore worms June 29, 2011

fuckwinder 

A sex addicted Punjabi boy

Hey Fuckwinder why are you always dazed?

fuckwinder by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 11, 2021

Fuckmint 

An expression used to express a shocked expression.

Also a joking name for a friend or colleague.

"DUDE YOURE ON FIRE!"
"Wha?.. HOLY FUCKMINTS GET IT OFF GET IT OFF"

"You're such a fuckmint Fred."

Fuckmint by Hardparty May 31, 2009

Fuckwind 

An especially dire situation/series of events.

The party was fun, but then some sort of crazy fuckwind blew through, and it all went downhill.

Fuckwind by DuranGrey May 30, 2011

fuckminsterfullerene

When 60 carbon-based life forms fuck eachother all at the same time in a geodesic 60-way orgy.

Ready for the fuckminsterfullerene tonight? I invited only 58 other people I found on Tinder. It’ll be absolutely lit.

fuckminsterfullerene by Bad C dev February 22, 2023