Skip to main content

fuckmented 

A combination of Fucking Demented

Fuck+Demented= Fuckmented
You are fuckmented
Urban Dictionary Merch

Fuckmented 

Slang for a chaotic mix of messed-up and altered
“The playlist was fuckmented—half genius, half disaster.”
Fuckmented by FUCKMENTED September 16, 2025

fuckment 

Abstract noun, referring to the state of being fucked. Can also be used as an expletive to make reference to such a state.
"Oh, fuckment."

"What?"

"She just saw me with another girl."

"Oh man, you're in a whole lot of fuckment."

"I know, right?"
fuckment by malcolmholmes May 19, 2014

fuckmentalism 

An ethical moral value system which simply states: "mentally fuck with anyone as much as you can".
Fuckmentalism is best described by a few examples. What follows are two sample conversation between a fuckmentalist and a normal person:

Normal: "you know, you ask too many questions."
Fuckmentalist: "yes, this is true. But I ask a lot of answers too."
Normal: "WTF"

Normal: "You can either be gay... or bi"
Fuckmentalist: ".. or both."
Normal: "WTF"
fuckmentalism by TallTruther February 21, 2009

fuckcunted 

soo hammered on a form of drink or drugs that you can't remember where you came from, what your name is or who out of those strange people in the room are your friends.
he's so fuckcunted, he is hiding in that corner/ got lost on the way to the bathroom.
fuckcunted by christineflange August 21, 2005

Fuckmeness 

like surprised when someone goes fuck me,
but it also has a more physical description....
wow you have alot of fuckmeness
Fuckmeness by CollDudeeMann April 6, 2009

Fuckened 

Next level fucked, God-tier fucked

Anybody, thing or place can be absolutely fuckened;
Heggy G: Yo shitsmith you look off your dial
Shitsmith: Matey, I am absolutely fuckened
Fuckened by The Greentopper January 28, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
Next