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fuckined 

When you've been planning to party with your friends at a set time and place, but obligations, family or otherwise get in the way. Your friends ask you why you haven't shown up yet and you say, damn bitches, I can't make it, I'm "Fuckined".
I'm still in San Diego at my wife's fourth cousins wedding which is really important to my wife. I'm so fuckined!
fuckined by SK888 January 15, 2017
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ADJ. Something that is the greatest. Only, it's not the greatest, it's the fuckinest.
Johnny Depp is the most fuckinest actor ever.
Fuckinest by Bonnie_and_Clyde101 November 19, 2009

Fuckingdammit! 

A phrase used to signify extreme anger and frustration. So much that neither fuck or damn it alone can cover.
Fuckingdammit, Janae, fuckingdammit! Why didn't you get laid last night?
Fuckingdammit! by Zinniakhan May 22, 2008

fuckin+damn 

Used extensively by Drill Instructors for the United States Marine Corps, fuckin damn is the adjective of all adjectives
Get your fuckin damn ass off my fuckin damn parade deck you little fuckin damn piece of shit, before i put my god fuckin damn foot up your ass.
Aim for the fuckin damn towelhead you fuckin damn idiot
fuckin+damn by cory March 21, 2005

fuckipedia 

The wonderful nickname given to wikipedia due to the fact that anyone can post bullshit on the site and get away with it.
So Abraham Lincoln was the 5th President of the United States and he was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald? Thanks Fuckipedia for getting me an F on my history report of Abraham Lincoln!
fuckipedia by Jakob L April 19, 2007

fuckinese 

Fuckinese: A language understood by no-one, usally spoken by aliens or immigrants. It's a synonym for Jibberonese or Jibberish.
Turbanite : Bla bla bla bla
Yankmerican: CAN'T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH AND NOT FUCKINESE?
fuckinese by damn damn danno October 1, 2006

fuckinell 

basically its ''fucking hell' but its in the slang version instead.
Amy: Awe, fuckinell i've broken it!
Dad: Shut your mouth!
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