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FUCKWITTERY 

The art of doing things for the sake of doing things, that don't need to be done.
Over complicating processes just to make your job seem more important is fuckwittery at its best!
FUCKWITTERY by 00486770 April 1, 2021

fuckwitery

when one is demostrating at being a total fuckwit, they are are said to be performing fuckwitery
You are a total fuckwit, in fact you are at the top of the league of fuckwitery
fuckwitery by Todge Todgey November 28, 2012

fuckwind 

A person living life with no purpose and taking intense pleasure in doing stupid things.
We are such fuckwinds.
Look at those fuckwinds.
Man, he is such a fuckwind.
Oh my God, what a fuckwind.
fuckwind by selezovikj December 9, 2008

Fucklinker 

1) A person who sees the connections between two or more fucked up situations.

2) Someone who engages in a fucked up activity.

3) An insult that denotes a persons idiocracy.
1) "Ricky noticed three squirrels and a Dog fucking eachother. Ricky is a real fucklinker."

2) "Ricky fucked a child therefore he is a huge fucklinker."

3) "Shut up you stupid fucklinker"
Fucklinker by Sweetsugargurl November 11, 2009

Fuckwind 

A lower-tier superhero who creates a powerful windstorm by fucking. Also known for cracking wise in a Cockney accent.
Voluptuous '50s Female Archetype: Oh, this heat is giving me the vapors. A nice breeze would really cool me down.
Fuckwind: Did somebody say...Fuckwind?

Little Billy: That fire's gonna burn down Daddy's barn! And ol' Mabel's trapped in her stall! Darn if there wasn't somethin' I could do to help!
Fuckwind: Well Billy, there's something WE could do...
Fuckwind by the bore worms June 29, 2011

Fucklander 

Noun~ to descend from the Auckland region and behave with general "douchery" towards others. Generally considered to have a stick lodged firmly upside ones posterior
Oh look at em, he’s a fucklander
Fucklander by Rowboat Girlyman November 24, 2017
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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