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fuckware 

noun, the complete set of sexually utilizable facilities, including, vagina, clitoris, anus, buttocks and so on.
Actually, I was unable to take my eyes off Sandy’s delicious fuckware.
Sarah was spread-eagled on the floor, her pink and brown fuckware less than modestly displayed.
fuckware by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008
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Fuckward 

Neither forward nor backward but exactly towards the specific direction of getting fucked.
The pilot of 9/11 plane: Where are we exactly headed?
Co-pilot: fuckward.
Fuckward by AdilShah July 12, 2022

fuckaware 

1. aware that someone has fucked one's lass
2. having realized an abominable fact that affects personally somebody
1. Being fuckaware I punched him hard in the face for fucking my ex girlfriend!
2. He bawled: "I'm dead!" fuckaware of his cancer.
fuckaware by Quantomechanician December 6, 2015

fuckwater stout 

n.

A term commonly used to refer to an expensive beer that tastes like shit. Usually refers to a beer that only a Hippie will drink so he can prove that he is a Hippie, and to insure there is no confusion with the fact he is a worthless mother fucker.
1.What the fuck Jim.....get the fuck outta here with that fuckwater stout....what the fuck is going on here?

2. Man Im gonna get my swerve on just as soon as I find a few more dollars in change for some dark-brew (fuckwater stout) from these couch cushions.

3. You come in here smellin like petuli one more time and Ill bash your face in with that bottle of fuckwater stout.

fuckward 

In the process of or heading toward the direction of being fucked.

A place that is messed up or ass backward.
I spent all my money, therefore I am going to be in a fuckward situation when I have to pay my car insurance.

I go to a fuckward school, in a fuckward town, full of fuckward people..
fuckward by Umbrica September 18, 2008

fuckwater taffy 

n.

Semen or a semen derivative that is responbile for leaving a distinct chewy and salty taste in ones mouth after having performed fellatio. Also, used to denote something of little value.
1. No Jade Im outta cigarettes. Could I interest you in some fuckwater taffy?

2. OMMMAGOD! Lisa....you wouldnt have believed it....I almost drown on Ricky's fuckwater taffy.

3. I wouldnt give 3 dollars for that car, it may as well be a nugget of fuckwater taffy.

4. I wish I hadant fallated John, his fuckwater taffy tasted like rotten shit.