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Fucklematter 

Fucklematter is a girls poop after she had anal sex and some of the mans sperm was still inside her.Thus the sperm entered the poop making it alive and producing a poop that really wants to have sex. Fucklematter will sit in your toilet until your are asleep after it knows you are asleep the Fucklematter will crawl into your genitals, and impregnate you, If you are a guy the Fuckle matter with suck your dick until you ejaculate making the Fucklematter bigger and able to fuck more people
last night my girlfriends Fucklematter had sex with me then it fucked our neighbors.

fuckfarts 

Your mothers sweet queef.

Also a type of exclamation with more relevance than "fuck" or "shit"
I love when I go to your mom's house for a recipe and end up with her fuckfarts.

guy 1:dude your girlfriend wrecked your car
guy 2:fuckfarts!!
fuckfarts by dabooner February 8, 2007

Fuckfart 

A fuckfart(s) is a person or generation of people who abandon previous generations and their good knowledge and depend upon their own pitiful immature trial and error based abilities.

Fuckfarts, with their parenticidal tendencies, practice harsh age descrimination, hence the term fuckfart, because the fuckfart renders themselves nothing more than an outgasing that occurs directly after anal or vaginal sex, i.e their birth.

Fuckfarts have no substance. They are too self-reliant. They miss the point of multi-generational harmony.

They make you wonder what part of the asshole they grew up in.
xan__"Hey everyone Kelly is 43 years old."

Kelly__"Yeah thats great!"

xan__"Hahahahahahahahahahaha...Kelly's an old guy."

Kelly__"Excuse me?!"

xan__"Why do old ppl come on this chat all the time?"

xan__"They need to die."

Kelly__" :( "

Kelly__"What a fuckfart."

Fuckfart by James Kelly Williamson February 12, 2008

Fricklefarts 

A word for younger kids to describe “fuck “

When around younger humans , or older people . DONT MENTION THIS TO OLDER PEOPLE OR ELSE THIS WOULDNT BE ALOUD
Someone : fricklefarts I forgot my homework

Someone: Are you frickefarting kidding me ?
Fricklefarts by Truth be made November 14, 2019

Fucklematter 

shit that climb out of the toilet and fucks you making you pregnant
fucklematter feels good

fuckfarts 

Strictly it is when air is pumped into a vagina during intercourse, and released when the penis is pulled out.
Urban myth? Definitely not.
Talking from personal experience. They are not so smelly as ordinary farts though.
Also somebody insignificant.
They're just a bunch of fuckfarts (nobodies).
fuckfarts by shonny March 4, 2007