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Fuckfart 

A fuckfart(s) is a person or generation of people who abandon previous generations and their good knowledge and depend upon their own pitiful immature trial and error based abilities.

Fuckfarts, with their parenticidal tendencies, practice harsh age descrimination, hence the term fuckfart, because the fuckfart renders themselves nothing more than an outgasing that occurs directly after anal or vaginal sex, i.e their birth.

Fuckfarts have no substance. They are too self-reliant. They miss the point of multi-generational harmony.

They make you wonder what part of the asshole they grew up in.
xan__"Hey everyone Kelly is 43 years old."

Kelly__"Yeah thats great!"

xan__"Hahahahahahahahahahaha...Kelly's an old guy."

Kelly__"Excuse me?!"

xan__"Why do old ppl come on this chat all the time?"

xan__"They need to die."

Kelly__" :( "

Kelly__"What a fuckfart."

Fuckfart by James Kelly Williamson February 12, 2008
Words you can keep

Fuckfart 

A word that a kid named Michael uses to describe certain people. It could also be a person that ruins a moment like farting loud during sex.
"Stop you fuckfart, and pass me my keys"
"Here comes this fuckfart."
Fuckfart by Mic Deal June 14, 2009

FuckFart 

a swear word to use in place of anything
it's inspired by all the great words I read on Reddit
You fuckfart
that fuckfart screwed me over
dont fuckin fart you fuckfart
FuckFart by TweetyTweets December 19, 2010

Fuckfart 

A word you say when you get mad, or an insult to someone.
1: I stubbed my toe, and yelled “OH FUCKFARTS!” Loud enough my neighbors heard.
2: Bob is a fuckfart. He never gets off his ass.
Fuckfart by peelicker10 November 28, 2021

fuckfactor

The rating system used to judge if someone is or isn't fuckable.
When someone is sexually interested in somebody else the fuckfactor comes into play.
fuckfactor by jpg3 November 21, 2011

fuckmart 

The big fucking department store that nearly everyone has been scammed by.
i need to run by fuckmart on the way home
fuckmart by gergeono February 26, 2009

Fuck Fart 

The farting sound made while fucking someone either in the vagina or ass.

As the penis plunges in and out of the vagina or anus, a farting noise is made sounding similar to one that comes from the anus when flatulence occurs.
John: "Damn, me and Jessie were going hard at it all night!"

Dave: "Wow! Really?"

John: "Yup, so hard that I even heard a fuck fart!"

Dave: "Awesome!"
Fuck Fart by SexuallySexySex March 18, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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