A mnemonic for "For Me To Know And You To Find Out"
F = for, M = me, T = To, K = know, A = and, Y = you,
T = to, F = find, O = out
For Me To Know And You To Find Out
FMTKAYTFO
Niloc__"Crotch is the best band out there man."
Kelly__"They are Skanky Sankis!"
Niloc__"What is that?"
Kelly__" FMTKAYTFO "
Niloc__"Huh?"
This is the mnemonic used by people of the religious persuation on chats. It is used to thank the Lord Jesus hense,
T = Thank, Y = You, L = Lord, J = Jesus.
TYLJ
Mary___"Oh, Kelly the Lord Jesus has come into my life and changed it for the better."
Kelly___"TYLJ".......Thank You Lord Jesus.
In the Christian faith if you want the most perfect blessing that god can give, then you bless someone with God's WURLIGIG. This is used as a mnemonic in internet chat rooms.
WURLIGIG
W = Wisdom, U = Understanding, R = Righteousness, L = Love, I = Inheritance, G = Grace, I = Inspiration, G = Glory
Mary___"Kelly, I need the Lord so much right now!"
Kelly___"Well Mary, I guess we're just going to have to give you God's blessings"...
Kelly___"God bless this wonderful woman with your WURLIGIG!"...
Kelly___"Thank you Lord Jesus!"
The
dialectical forms of
government, according to
Plato, are a succession of governments that replace the preceding one when the preceding one can no longer sustain itself. They are:
Timocracy, which is replaced by an
Oligarchy (also called
Plutocracy or
Monarchy), which is then replaced by a
Democracy, which is then replaced by
Tyranny (also called
Despotism). In Tool-chest Politics all forms of government are respected according to their purpose in
checks and balances when considering
critical observation of the other forms, somewhat like the three branches of the United States Government:
Executive,
Legislative and
Judicial; also similar to how
factional parties 'keep an eye on each other', such as the
Democratic and
Republican Parties in the U.S. Tool-chest Politics thinks
outside of the box, so to speak, and observes the
cycle of governments as a whole
integrated system, each dependent on each other. An example of a country that
utilizes this style of government is the
United Kingdom.
Jack: "I heard that the Republican Party is like a hammer for the nail." :/
Slim: "Yeah, and the Democratic Party is the screwdriver for the proverbial 'screw!'" :\
Jack: "Hey, that would be 'Tool-chest Politics!'" :D
Buy a
Tool-chest Politics
mug!
AUFK is a
mnemonic for "Are You Fucking Kidding!"
A = Are, Y = You, F = Fucking, K = Kidding
This
phrase is used to
express great
surprise or
excitement.
If used in front of your Mom it carries an X rating.
To be used only with trusted
friends.
DropDeadDimsel..."OMFG! I can not believe what just happened!"
LoRdSwOrD..."What?!!!"
DropDeadDismel..."I will bust my brother's knee-caps if he doesn't bring back my GTA-IV."
LoRdSwOrD..."AUFK! "
A *poot woot* is a celebration that someone participates in after a satisfying flatulant.
Usually *poot woot* is written in chat rooms to express extreme satisfaction (mostly associated with a flatulant, but not always).
A *poot woot* is extra-ordinarily nasty, noisy, and long.
It is sometimes accompanied by a long line of periods,
".............................." to express the length of time the *poot woot* lasts.
Squirrel__"I just spent my afternoon in psychotherapy group session."
Sunshine__"What did you all talk about?"
Squirrel__"My Ovaries."
Lion__"*poot woot.....................*"
Squirrel__"?"
A fuckfart(s) is a person or generation of people who abandon previous generations and their good knowledge and depend upon their own pitiful immature trial and error based abilities.
Fuckfarts, with their parenticidal tendencies, practice harsh age descrimination, hence the term fuckfart, because the fuckfart renders themselves nothing more than an outgasing that occurs directly after anal or vaginal sex, i.e their birth.
Fuckfarts have no substance. They are too self-reliant. They miss the point of multi-generational harmony.
They make you wonder what part of the asshole they grew up in.
xan__"Hey everyone Kelly is 43 years old."
Kelly__"Yeah thats great!"
xan__"Hahahahahahahahahahaha...Kelly's an old guy."
Kelly__"Excuse me?!"
xan__"Why do old ppl come on this chat all the time?"
xan__"They need to die."
Kelly__" :( "
Kelly__"What a fuckfart."