fuckjet

An ignorant little shit that has no feelings for others. They only care about themselves and expect everything to go their way. They are in for a rude awakening when they finally find out that everything is not about them

Oh look at that spoiled brat, he always gets his way all the time. He's such a fuckjet.

by theone9032 February 13, 2015

Fuckjerry

Plagiarist known for reusing other's jokes on Instagram and Twitter.

Fuckjerry cropped my name out the screenshot so that I couldn't get credit for my joke.

by .,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq October 4, 2015

fuckette

the female version of the word "fucker", sometimes known as the "fuckee"

Jill is a fuckette; she is a very promiscuous girl.

by jimbobjoe March 30, 2004

Fucknetic Alphabet

Similar to the Phonetic Alphabet but instead only rude words are used. To overcome accent or language barriers. Any commonly used swearwords are premitted;

e.g.

A - Arsehole
B - Bastard
C - C*nt
D - Dickhead

Dorris (80) phones interflora in Spain to get some flowers sent to her daughter who'se recently moved there.

Interflora: Sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?

Dorris: Ok i'll spell it using the fucknetic alphabet. It's G for Gangbang. B for Bukkake. D for Dildo.

Interflora: Got it.

phonetic alphabet phonetic nato alphabet army alphabet whiskey tango foxtrot

by Cisco Dom August 3, 2011

Fucketloads

Combining the term "bucketloads" (slang for "a lot" or "heaps" ie: a large quantity) and "fuck". Meaning: Fucking Lots or a very large Fucking Quantity.

We drank Fucketloads of beer last night.

That chick has Fucketloads of attitude.

Bec is Fucketloads funny.

I want Fucketloads of money and I will waste it on Fucketloads of shit.

by grogboy April 25, 2014

fucklet

A child who is conceived through a good fucking as opposed to an act of love. Often used after the word bastard to strengthen it - bastard fucklet - , thereby implying the child was not only conceived out of wedlock, but also from a loveless screwing - a good fucking.

Could just be a simple insult that a joe six-pack might shout at his child:

Go get me another beer, you little fucklet.

If that same child scratched his father's Pontiac Firebird.

You scratched my Firebird - I'm going to kill you, you little bastard fucklet.

or, it could be used as defined

Johnny's mama was picked up at a bar and, they screwed so hard the condom broke. Looks like Johnny is a little fucklet.

by Big Jim Powell February 10, 2009

fucket list

A list of things to do in bed before you die.

After watching entirely too much porn, Chris added "sex with 2nd grade teacher" to his fucket list.

by bddhistnudist August 3, 2009