fuckito

spanish for fire truck

n ocho es conductor de la fuckito.

by n ocho October 2, 2009

fuckito

A small or little fuck. From the Spanish diminutive suffix: -ito.

To be honest, I give a fuckito.

by garbage_day May 11, 2016

fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative

The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.

by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

fuckity shit

a noun/adj combo used on rare occasions where the words fuck and shit are not sufficient. it’s not to be taken lightly, it’s not a joke.

**I just found out i’m going to the dentist and i haven’t brushed my teeth in 2 whole days** “Fuckity shit!!”

by ceo of fuckity shit February 20, 2020

Fuckitism

A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.

My core belief in Fuckitism has saved me many times when being a loser is a most repugnant option.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

Category 5 Fuckstorm

Incredibly bad situation. Maximum confusion, pain, chaos.

The COVID-19 pandemic has created a Category 5 Fuckstorm for small businesses

by SirEdmundHound March 25, 2020

fucktoid

A dumbass, a stupid or foolish person.

Quit being a fucktoid!

You fucktoids need to get to work.

by poison_ivy101 April 28, 2019