having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative

The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.

fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

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fuckity shit

a noun/adj combo used on rare occasions where the words fuck and shit are not sufficient. it’s not to be taken lightly, it’s not a joke.

**I just found out i’m going to the dentist and i haven’t brushed my teeth in 2 whole days** “Fuckity shit!!”

fuckity shit by ceo of fuckity shit February 20, 2020

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Fuckitism

A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.

My core belief in Fuckitism has saved me many times when being a loser is a most repugnant option.

Fuckitism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

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Category 5 Fuckstorm

Incredibly bad situation. Maximum confusion, pain, chaos.

The COVID-19 pandemic has created a Category 5 Fuckstorm for small businesses

Category 5 Fuckstorm by SirEdmundHound March 25, 2020

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fucktoid

A dumbass, a stupid or foolish person.

Quit being a fucktoid!

You fucktoids need to get to work.

fucktoid by poison_ivy101 April 28, 2019

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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