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fuckitall

Expressing ones agony in one fell swoop w/o spaces.
Moot: OMG, I just lit my cat on fire accidentally, again.
Moot: Fuckitall
Moot: brb
by BillDooD June 13, 2006
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fuckfall

An event or mistake that is so disastrous that 'fuck-up' isn't strong enough,so 'fuckfall' is substituted,as this shitty happening in your life is equivalent to a long fall down a well or off a rocky slope.
"Meeting and marrying that asshole was the biggest fuckfall ever."

"Lately my life has just been one big fuckfall after another."
by Thundercunt274 December 31, 2012
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Fucktality

When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.
I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.
by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008
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fuckallyall

A general term used in place of "fuck all of you." Usually pronounced very loudly in front of a large audience of haters who have criticized you.
Counselor: You have a problem. As you can see, your entire family wants to help you. Please go to rehab.

Drug addict: FUCKALLYALL!
by kankan413 May 8, 2011
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Fucktillion

First defined by Pythagorus to mean the number of togas in Ancient Greece, Fucktillion is now commonly used to represent a number one less than infinity.
I was standing next to the sun yesterday and it was a fucktillion degrees!
by Cheese Furburgers September 10, 2010
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fuckmallow

Noun: fuk-mal-oh
A matter so full of fuck that it has become as puffy as a marshmallow.
AJ: What's wrong with you?

Luis: My mind is full of fuckmallow.
by Ryuzaki Kariya May 24, 2012
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fuckballoon

1.) A condom.
2.) More specifically, a condom that has been inflated (usu. by mouth) and tied, thus becoming a balloon.
"We got a fuckballoon from the library bathroom dispenser, inflated it, and tossed it around in the street until, when Nik tried to catch it, it popped. He declared, loudly, that he'd just gotten the whole world pregnant."

"Sometimes I think Nik uses his skull to store used fuckballons in."
by Lurhstaap June 4, 2005
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