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fuckballoon 

1.) A condom.
2.) More specifically, a condom that has been inflated (usu. by mouth) and tied, thus becoming a balloon.
"We got a fuckballoon from the library bathroom dispenser, inflated it, and tossed it around in the street until, when Nik tried to catch it, it popped. He declared, loudly, that he'd just gotten the whole world pregnant."

"Sometimes I think Nik uses his skull to store used fuckballons in."
fuckballoon by Lurhstaap June 4, 2005

Fuckallofusisism 

A religion created by a bunch of bored guys at GT which sole belief is that you are fucked over by an unknown force from the day you are born until the day you die.
The god of Fuckallofusisism is smiling upon you today

Fuckallo 

an extreme beast that loves fucking, often times this word is used in a sexual manner
The move is as extreme as a fuckallo
Fuckallo by punkrocker13669 March 26, 2009

Fuckallology 

Fuckallallogy (pronounced Fuck-all-ology), is an area of study where you learn to do absolutely FUCK ALL. Fuckallology can be taken as high as Doctorate (Dr.), at this level individuals will have mastered the art of doing fuck all.
Oh, you've been jobless and on the dole for house many years? 5? You must have a doctorate in Fuckallology!
Fuckallology by Its Wrighty May 2, 2011