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fuckballoon 

1.) A condom.
2.) More specifically, a condom that has been inflated (usu. by mouth) and tied, thus becoming a balloon.
"We got a fuckballoon from the library bathroom dispenser, inflated it, and tossed it around in the street until, when Nik tried to catch it, it popped. He declared, loudly, that he'd just gotten the whole world pregnant."

"Sometimes I think Nik uses his skull to store used fuckballons in."
fuckballoon by Lurhstaap June 4, 2005

Fuckallofusisism 

A religion created by a bunch of bored guys at GT which sole belief is that you are fucked over by an unknown force from the day you are born until the day you die.
The god of Fuckallofusisism is smiling upon you today

Fuckallo 

an extreme beast that loves fucking, often times this word is used in a sexual manner
The move is as extreme as a fuckallo
Fuckallo by punkrocker13669 March 26, 2009

Fuckallology 

Fuckallallogy (pronounced Fuck-all-ology), is an area of study where you learn to do absolutely FUCK ALL. Fuckallology can be taken as high as Doctorate (Dr.), at this level individuals will have mastered the art of doing fuck all.
Oh, you've been jobless and on the dole for house many years? 5? You must have a doctorate in Fuckallology!
Fuckallology by Its Wrighty May 2, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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