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fucking cousin

n. A relative so distant it is safe to engage in sexual relations without fear of incest.
She's dating her cousin, but don't worry, he's a not a kissing cousin, more of a fucking cousin.

Fucking Cousin

A cousin so distant it is safe to fuck without fear of inbreeding. Any cousin past third-removed.
Third cousins, fourth cousins, fifth cousins, and so on are considered "fucking cousins".
Fucking Cousin by MiKeHaWk1o1 October 31, 2010

Cousin fucking 

The most popular pastime in Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Georgia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, West Virginia, and other parts of the Hillbilly South. Possibly Utah and Colorado too, but what the Mormons do behind closed doors is kind of unclassified. While you could fuck your cousins pretty much anywhere, even in California or New York, the flyover country has elevated it to an art form.
Crystal is a true born-and-bred Alabama girl. Although she lives in sunny California, she can't wait for Christmas vacations to visit her Deep South male cousins. All of them look forward to their turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing, and cranberry sauce, with plenty of moonshine and Banjo music. But the real main event is some deep-throated cousin fucking. Crystal actually hates gangbangs unless it involves all her favorite cousins.

"Thanks for inviting me on this road trip. Where we goin', playa'?"

"Alabama. I got family there."

"Do you have any hot, attractive cousins?"

"Hell yeah. How did you know that one? How about you?"

"You told me once. As a matter of fact, I have fam in Alabama too. All female cousins."

"That sounds terrific. Know what I'm thinking, bruh?"

"Of course, I know it. Let's do it, man."

"Let's do some cousin fucking"

"Just to be clear though. You fuck your cousin, and I do mine. Okay? We stay in our respective lanes."

"No problem, bro. Your cousin belongs to you and is off limits to me."

( fist bumps. Both boys singing "Sweet Home Alabama")

"What does that street sign say?"
"A.I.C.F. 5 miles."
"What does A.I.C.F. mean?"
"Alabama Institute of Cousin Fucking."
Cousin fucking by Third World Sam December 19, 2024

Cousin fuckin 

When one fucks their own cousin like in Ohio or Deep South
Bucky: Damn I gonna cousin fuckin my cousin tonight
JR: But she's ur cousin Buck

Bucky: idgaf I can't get over that sweet pussy
JR: yea I'm probably gonna fuck my cousin to
Cousin fuckin by Wishunew October 3, 2017

ur cousin fuckin 

An insult to trump ur dad lesbian. If used, all life forms in a 10 mile surrounding area will spontaneously combust. To be only used under dire circumstances
Carl: Ur mum gay lol

Jamal: Ur dad lesbian lmao

Carl: ur cousin fuckin roflmao

Both parties and anyone in the near vicinity combust without warning
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