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fuckhugger 

A fat chick that clings to you after a one-night stand, specifically where she has been donkey-punched.
That girl I donkey-punched last night was a fuckhugger! Oh my gawd I had to pry her off with my creamy dick! :P
fuckhugger by jenndazzle January 17, 2015
Words you can keep

funhugger 

A person that hugs the fun out of every situation.
The night was going great until Karen decided to be a funhugger.
funhugger by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015

Fuckburger 

Mark Zuckerburg, owner and CEO of Facebook.
facebook asshole cunt Mark Zuckerburg facebook jail
I can't believe Fuckburger won't fix the way things are looked at on Facebook!
Fuckburger by Mattshizzle74 August 6, 2018

facehugger 

The "facehugger" is a creature that as created by the artist H.R. Giger in the "Alien" movies. Facehuggers typically lie dormant in eggs until they sense the movement of a possible host, at which point they hatch. They attack by attaching themselves to a host's face and implanting them with an alien parasite, using a tube which is inserted into the host's mouth. This process varies in length from about 15 minutes to a few hours. After they have implanted the embryo, they detach from their host and die. The alien embryo then grows inside the host's ribcage and bursts out of them after a period of a few days, although this timeframe may vary.
All you have to know is if you see one of these things, run for the hills.
facehugger by crazyrabbits May 14, 2005

Fuckburgered 

Wrongly having your profile deleted by Facebook, usually due to Aglorithms rather than actual data.
I got Fuckburgered for no reason and now my Facebook profile is gone.
Fuckburgered by Mattshizzle74 June 7, 2019

fuckniggercunt

Fuckniggercunt is the most horrible word in the English Speaking World. F-N-C word, from Michael and Michael have issues on Comedy Central.
You're a fuckniggercunt.
fuckniggercunt by incubeous August 23, 2009

fucknugget 

A general insult that can be applied to anyone you find disagreeable. Ostensibly, a nugget of fuck.
Your dad is such a fucknugget.
fucknugget by josh February 15, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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