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Fuckeyed 

To be extremely drunk. Term coined off the fact that when this occurs your eyes are half shut and you look like a maggot for the rest of the night.

Sarah downed an entire glass of straight rum and was totally fuckeyed for the rest of the night.
Fuckeyed by Special::K December 12, 2006
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Fuckered Up 

The act of being fucked up and beyond. When being fuckered up you may often find yourself having regrets the following day
That dude was so fuckered up last night that he ended up naked and had to send out sorry notes the following day.
Fuckered Up by Rob (GTron) August 22, 2005
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Fuckered 

Something is borderline FUBAR, but not quite.
That drift car is fuckered. It has obviously been drifted backwards into a wall.
Fuckered by rotariesrgud September 30, 2019

plumb fuckered out 

The exhausted feeling you have after having too much sex.
Nacho was plumb fuckered out after his long night of making love to his lady friend.
plumb fuckered out by Nacho Wolf February 15, 2013

dumb fuckered out 

The exhaustion you feel after dealing with stupid and/or rude people.

Comes from "plumb tuckered out," meaning tired as hell.
I spent 20 minutes at work today explaining to a customer that he couldn't use his gift card because there was no money left on it. He kept saying "But gift cards are LIKE money". I'm dumb fuckered out; I need a beer and a nap.
dumb fuckered out by luluup April 26, 2012

fuck eyed 

So drunk that your eyes cant focus anymore.your balance is also effected , usally resulting in injury to yourself or inflicked by someone you almost bowled over on the way to the toilet.
Did you see gaz last night? He was so fuck eyed , he had a piss in hand sink in the female toilets
fuck eyed by timbo6969 January 3, 2017

fuckered out 

Being sleepy and/or exhausted from too much fucking.
Billy: Hey Tommy, why don't ya come over so we can play some ball?

Tommy: No can do, Billy. My girlfriend was just over and I'm afraid I'm all fuckered out.
fuckered out by hellinas1985 August 17, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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