driving the porcelain bus

Spewing into the toilet. You are on your knees and your hands are on the bowl(steering wheel). People who drive the bus are usually drunk and drive it very cautiously, they hold onto the steering wheels firmlyx

Did you hear mum driving the porcelain bus last night? It kept me awake for hours! Dad said she was drinking spumante- i guess she got the desired result.

by timbo6969 January 03, 2017

aspro

A slow working dope.
Usually a college that is slower than everyone else

For fuck sake aspro!.... do you have another gear?we need to finish the job today, not next week

by timbo6969 January 03, 2017

fuck eyed

So drunk that your eyes cant focus anymore.your balance is also effected , usally resulting in injury to yourself or inflicked by someone you almost bowled over on the way to the toilet.

Did you see gaz last night? He was so fuck eyed , he had a piss in hand sink in the female toilets

by timbo6969 January 03, 2017

Bronson

Reference to cocaine . Cocaine is often referred to as ‘Charlie ‘. If we change that to ‘Charles’
And then think about it for a bit...... you will get it.
Used as a code word wh n ordering over the phone

Yo man, have you seen mr. Bronson lately ?
I’ve been meaning to catch up with him.

by timbo6969 December 27, 2018

yahoo serious

A guy who is a complete fuckwit . Loud mouth, has a large crop of hair, and wears loud clothing.

Check out yahoo serious over there! How can anyone take him seriously

by timbo6969 January 03, 2017