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So drunk that your eyes cant focus anymore.your balance is also effected , usally resulting in injury to yourself or inflicked by someone you almost bowled over on the way to the toilet.
Did you see gaz last night? He was so fuck eyed , he had a piss in hand sink in the female toilets
by timbo6969 January 03, 2017
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To be extremely drunk. Term coined off the fact that when this occurs your eyes are half shut and you look like a maggot for the rest of the night.

Sarah downed an entire glass of straight rum and was totally fuckeyed for the rest of the night.
by Special::K December 10, 2006
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