fucker tucker

being a real bitch hole to someone

oh wow this bitch just stole my milk what a fucker tucker

fucker tucker by ThatOneDudeOnTheStreet May 10, 2018

Tucker Fucker 

Tucker Fucker — At noon on Monday April 24th 2023; Fox News made Tucker Carlson the poster boy for having foot put dead in his ass.

Fox News became The Tucker Fucker by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox News just had to Dominion Voting Systems.

For his scandalous behavior on air, and the lies he told about voting machines and on behalf of “Dolt 45”, Tucker was shown the door.

There were knives in his back and footprints all over his pants. When they were done with him, he didn’t even have a place to hang mistletoe to tell Fox News to kiss his ass!!!

If you’re not paying attention please take note: OLD WHITE MEN EAT THEIR YOUNG.

Like Michael Corleone, I’m sure Rupert Murdock was either at a wedding, funeral, or baptism when this announcement was made.

The first the public heard was that on Friday April 21st Tucker Carlson had done his last show.

Which came as quite a surprise to Tucker Carlson.

No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.

Fox News became The Tucker Fucker at noon on Monday April 24th 2023 by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox just had to pay to Dominion Voting Systems. No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.

Tucker Fucker by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023

Tucker fucker 

A microwave oven. Commonly used slang in Australia. A microwave is a great way to ruin food. Need to defrost meat and half cook it at the same time? Need to make pizza soggy? Need to make the inside of the jam doughnut lava? Look no further than the tucker fucker.

Wife: Can you defrost some chicken for dinner before i get home?
Man: Sure, i'll stick it in the microwave
Wife: Don't stick it in the tucker fucker, it'll be like rubber, just leave it in the sink with some hot water.

Tucker fucker by fcknbobfrank November 22, 2018

Tucker Fucker 

New Zealand slang for Tomato Sauce. Coined for its ability to overpower any other flavor of any meal once applied. As well as a way to denounce degenerates that apply it to practically any meal, regardless of whether or not its necessary.

I love Fish and Chips. Pass the Tucker Fucker, bro.

Tucker Fucker by PsyNZ October 18, 2018

Tucker Fucker 

any female who has had sexual intercoarse in there life with a guy named tucker

look at jenny over there, that girl is such a tucker fucker

Tucker Fucker by naylorrrrrrr April 15, 2009

tucker fucker 

Tucker Fucker is what useless fat people use to refer to tomotao sauce or ketchup

Put some tucker fucker on ya hot dog

tucker fucker by Anti-Sam November 16, 2004

tucker fucker upper 

tomato sauce, the sauce that seems to go on anything and just fucks it up.

mike: bro, pass the tucker fucker upper, these chips are too good.

john: this is a good pie, gimmie some of that tucker fucker upper

Geoff: man i just love christmas dinner, pass the tucker fucker upper would ya

tucker fucker upper by michael_frankus September 15, 2009