fucken faded

lost from the moment

i was there but i was'nt, lost in the situation i was so fucken faded

fucken faded by picklelakerladygirl December 12, 2012

faded, fucked and laughed at 

A phrase describing a debilitated person who has essentially ruined their life and relationships, usually via an addiction.

My dad used to lift his beer can high and toast the moment as he chuckled and blithely repeated, “well here I am, faded, fucked and laughed at!”

faded, fucked and laughed at by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

Shit-Faced Fucked 

When a individual becomes so inebriated at a social engagement that they then proceed to pass out and are in turn taken advantage of in a sexual manner by the other attendees.

Fuck, I was totally shit-faced fucked last night after those jager bombs, and now I can't shit straight.

Shit-Faced Fucked by nltgn September 14, 2009

pastey faced fucker 

someone who is so white its annoying.its not racist tho

You:look at that pastey faced fucker heas so white he is reflecting the sun into my eyes.go get a tan some colour .. ..lol......damn pastey faced fucker

pastey faced fucker by real phrases January 11, 2014

Dick faced mother fucker 

Usually used when running out of disses (insults) or used as an opening when people are about to fight or make fun of each other.

"Dude, your a...a...dick faced mother fucker!"

"Fuck you you dick faced mother fucker!"

Dick faced mother fucker by Fritztafer January 18, 2009

fart faced wrinkle fucker 

Derogatory name usually used in response under high intoxication

Dood: your bout an asshat
Me: yeah well yer a fart faced wrinkle fucker , give me a beer

fart faced wrinkle fucker by Lord Blame June 12, 2008

Pretty faced mother fucker

My girlfriend

Me:look at that pretty faced mother fucker
Her:love you too cock head

Pretty faced mother fucker by Sexy beast 69 420 January 26, 2020