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fuckdoom 

A word used by people who resist change for the better, when everything is out of control. Everything the person improving the situation says is considered fuckdoom
Jimmy keeps running his mouth with all this fuckdoom, i just want to chill and have a beer. I'm not homeless, I don't need change.
fuckdoom by cztl June 14, 2017

fuckdoodle

A person who is extremly idiotic and immature, a childish retard
Jeremy is a complete fuckdoodle, he got a zero on the test and tells nonstop sex jokes.
fuckdoodle by YahboiHennessy November 20, 2014
The most extreme level of any sort of ____dom, i.e. niggerdom, jewdom, kykedom, gookdom, etc.
Greg's fuckdom was so great that it could be considered a legitimate reason to shoot him.
fuckdom by Logan D. May 30, 2008

Fuckboom 

noun
(1) An sizable orgasmic ejaculation resulting in a large mess of semen covering a large area.

exclaimation:
A cross between "fuck" and "kaboom."

origin:
1In the beginning there was Student. And Student said “let there be chemistry,” and there was chemistry. 2Now the chemistry was answerless and without study, and the need to complete the course homework hovered over the surface of the deep. and Student said “let there be homework” and there was homework, and he saw that it was good. 3and there was Chemistry and it had homework the first hour. On the second hour Student said “let there be quiet, that I may study” and there was a library. 4Thus there was homework, and there was a library the second hour, and Student saw that it was good. 5Then Student said “let there be software” and there was chemistry software, and Student saw that it was good. 6Student looked upon all of this, and said “it is very good” and there was chemistry, and there was homework the third hour…

1But the software was evil and turned from Student in its answers. 2Anger burned in the heart of Student, and he cried out in anguish. Two words came to mind “FUCK” and “KABOOM,” 3but they rushed from his lips at the same time, and thus “fuckboom” entered the world, spilling from his tongue. 4Rage also burned in the librarian’s heart, and he cast Student from the garden of learning, for the silence was ruined. 5And Student was sorry for what he had made…

The book of Student, ch.1-2
software: Sorry, that's the wrong answer. Make sure you have the right significant figures and try again.

Student: FUCKBOOM!!!!!

librarian: Get out
Fuckboom by Copyright2017 September 14, 2017

Fuckdoodling 

The process by which an artist renders an image (usually in his or her spare time) with the sole intent of fornicating with said image.
The iconic cartoon Mickey Mouse came about when Walt Disney became infatuated with the idea of beastiality. His efforts would usher in a new era of fuckdoodling, shattering taboos and pushing the envelope for a disturbing array of fetishes.
Fuckdoodling by Pencipants Jones February 5, 2007
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