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Fuckboom 

noun
(1) An sizable orgasmic ejaculation resulting in a large mess of semen covering a large area.

exclaimation:
A cross between "fuck" and "kaboom."

origin:
1In the beginning there was Student. And Student said “let there be chemistry,” and there was chemistry. 2Now the chemistry was answerless and without study, and the need to complete the course homework hovered over the surface of the deep. and Student said “let there be homework” and there was homework, and he saw that it was good. 3and there was Chemistry and it had homework the first hour. On the second hour Student said “let there be quiet, that I may study” and there was a library. 4Thus there was homework, and there was a library the second hour, and Student saw that it was good. 5Then Student said “let there be software” and there was chemistry software, and Student saw that it was good. 6Student looked upon all of this, and said “it is very good” and there was chemistry, and there was homework the third hour…

1But the software was evil and turned from Student in its answers. 2Anger burned in the heart of Student, and he cried out in anguish. Two words came to mind “FUCK” and “KABOOM,” 3but they rushed from his lips at the same time, and thus “fuckboom” entered the world, spilling from his tongue. 4Rage also burned in the librarian’s heart, and he cast Student from the garden of learning, for the silence was ruined. 5And Student was sorry for what he had made…

The book of Student, ch.1-2
software: Sorry, that's the wrong answer. Make sure you have the right significant figures and try again.

Student: FUCKBOOM!!!!!

librarian: Get out
Fuckboom by Copyright2017 September 14, 2017
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FuckboyMurphy 

Irish Fuckboy. Contrary to what the term implies, they don't quite know how to fuck and aren't always "boys". Leprechaun-sized dicks, no pot of gold at end of this rainbow. Legends in their own minds, some fuckboys have played in the NFL, and although their stats suck tragically, they continue to use that fact to score side pussy. Fuckboys usually claim to have the "biggest, fattest, hardest cock you'll ever see" and when actual events go down, you are left weeping. Not because they tore up and "destroyed" your vag but because their overgrown clit barely left any impression beyond disappointment. Fuckboys...tend to scream like bitches during orgasm and can't tell when you fake yours. You, being polite and caring, coddle and tell them "they are grrrrreat". Day after, always expect a text asking not how you are but whether you're limping from their overzealous efforts to which you should reply..."Limping? Barely. I'm fucking river dancing at how forgettable and regrettable you are". Fuckboys don't even make good boy toys. But they do like toys...up their ass.
FuckboyMurphy gives true meaning to the Irish Curse...huge feet, huge hands, huge ego...toddler prick. fuckboy fuckboi
FuckboyMurphy by TruthFairy24 October 22, 2015

fuckbook 

Used when "facebook" seems to take ages to do stuff, like chatting or uploading photos etc
I couldnt chat on fuckbook last night, it was going too slow.

I tried to load up all my holiday photos, but fuckbook was messing me about.
fuckbook by Peters a star May 2, 2009

fuckbomb 

when your treasure hunting skills are anal and you hit your crush's neighbor's double glaze windows and pay 1k for compensation
bro how did u manage to fuckbomb Aleah's neighbors, I thought we had the right house
fuckbomb by we hate all faggots August 3, 2023

fuckbooking 

A term used on facebook when you are having cyber sex with another person over facebook
cassie: grace was fuckbooking when we were supposed to be getting our project done
molli: that little bitch

Fuckdoom 

A figure of speech directed toward people who bitch and whine a lot.
There goes Chris, talking all that fuckdoom again.
Fuckdoom by LackCreativity June 12, 2017

FuckBooking 

the act of sexting through facebook messages.
"Oh was johnny fuckbooking again today? i told him sexting was classier."
FuckBooking by fuckbooker November 19, 2011