fuckdemic

when a global pandemic is hit with a murder wasp, solar shutdown, the largest sandstorm to ever cross the atlantic, the highest coronavirus death rate in the world, the awakening of the knee on the neck of all people of color systemically, financially and economically, while leadership follows an "empty wagon".

How’re you handling this fuckdemic?

Wow, you think we're going to survive this fuckdemic?

Screw the pandemic, we've officially hit fuckdemic status.

by kyju June 23, 2020

Fuckdiculous

(Adj.) 1) Portmanteau word formed from "fucking" & "ridiculous," describing something SO unreasonably absurd, that calling it "ridiculous" is far beyond inadequate for adjectival usage; or, 2) Through-the-looking-glass idiotic.

1) My landlord hasn't fixed the hot water for 5 days! That's just fuckdiculous!

2) That guy I REALLY hate at work used me for a reference when applying for his new job: that's fuckdiculous!

by Phuqit December 2, 2009

Fucknetic Alphabet

Similar to the Phonetic Alphabet but instead only rude words are used. To overcome accent or language barriers. Any commonly used swearwords are premitted;

e.g.

A - Arsehole
B - Bastard
C - C*nt
D - Dickhead

Dorris (80) phones interflora in Spain to get some flowers sent to her daughter who'se recently moved there.

Interflora: Sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?

Dorris: Ok i'll spell it using the fucknetic alphabet. It's G for Gangbang. B for Bukkake. D for Dildo.

Interflora: Got it.

phonetic alphabet phonetic nato alphabet army alphabet whiskey tango foxtrot

by Cisco Dom August 3, 2011

Fuckletic

the act of being enthusiastically limber,aerobic, uninhibited, exerting, fully engaged in every sexual opportunity when with a partner.

Man that chick there is so fuckletic, she completely drained me tho other day, we went from missionary to upright 69 to reverse cowgirl to side saddle to deep stick to the leg glider with her ending up doggy and taking it in the face. Shes the champ!

by rhyynno March 22, 2011

fuckadelic

The effect of being so sexually aroused that ones self falls into a trip. Hallucinating

imogen: did u see that hot guy over there?
gina: no... we are alone.
imogen: oh, i must be fuckadelic, haven't got the d in a while.

by imallianus July 3, 2014

Fuckdicks

Something to say when you are angry, you can use it anywhere you would use fuck.

Person 1: Dude we have 2 essays due for Humanities tomorrow
Person 2: Fuckdicks!

by sofuckinpissed April 9, 2009

Fuckdiculous

Fucking ridiculous.

guy1: Holy Shit! did you see that Huge car wreck?

guy2: Yeah dude, that shit was fuckdiculous!

by george133 July 31, 2010