Fuckcess

When you succeed in having sex with somebody.

You know Jenny, she was a total Fuckcess!

by HUMAN zoologist January 31, 2010

Fuckcess

Success in the category pertaining to fucking

Me - I just fucked Taryn Southern.

You- FUCKCESS!!!

by Just2LonelyGuys November 7, 2009

Fuckcess!

When you finally succeed in meeting that one person that you've fantasized about, finding out that they're pretty awesome and then getting naked and naughty with them........that, my friend, is a total fuckcess! Take a mental photo album of the occasion, and browse at leisure- this one is gonna make you smile for a long time yet.

"Good weekend?"
"Yes, it was a total fuckcess!"

by MagickDio April 3, 2010

fuckless fuck

An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.

It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

Give a fuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject

Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.

Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!

Give a fuckness level: 0

Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!

Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck

by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012

fuckless wonder

A sad nickname for an aging person who has reached that final pathetic plateau when they can no longer fuck.

Let’s get outta here before that fuckless wonder over there comes over and tries to hustle us.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

The Fuckness

Something that is too awesome too ever be decribed.

Yo dude, check out that Car. It's The Fuckness.

by I GOT THIS SHIT November 10, 2009