Definitions by ScottW

fuckbast 

Scottish - Fuckbast is the word Buckfast transposed. Central region slang for the popular tonic wine brand 'Buckfast'.

A commonly held belief is that the number embossed on a Buckfast bottle denotes the sweetness of the contents. This is merely a batch number and is not an indication of the quality or sucrose level of the contents.

Right ya fanny, my bottles got a 2 on it so it's the sweetest Fuckbast ever man. Let's go to the park and sit on the swings. Aye man Falkirk Fear! Let's stamp some authority!

fuckbast by ScottW April 27, 2006

gallas 

Scottish (Glaswegian) - affected swagger, braggish attitude and (mis)behaviour.

That boy reckons he's gallas in his sr nova with his new kappa shell suit pumpin oot Tam Wilson's happy hardcore.

gallas by ScottW April 26, 2006

tartan 

UK slag for cocaine.

Anyone sorted out the tartan for Friday?

tartan by ScottW April 26, 2006

coldplay 

The act of necrophelia.

I heard big Tam who works in the morgue is into a bit of coldplay...

coldplay by ScottW April 26, 2006

wired to the moon 

Scottish (Glaswegian) - high on drugs, mainly associated with neds and schemies esp. temazapam (jellies), valium, base and cheap ecstasy.

Aye man that punter's wired to the moon and if he doesn't shut it he'll get a burst mooth man - pass the buckie.

wired to the moon by ScottW April 26, 2006