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fuckbasket 

A basket that carries your fucks. It is most often empty, because frankly, there are no fucks to be given.
I tried to care about how he felt, but my fuckbasket was empty. I had no more fucks to give.
fuckbasket by MaryMayhem April 24, 2013

facebucket 

Grandma - I finally got a facebucket! Now I can add you and send you virtual birthday gifts and invites to stupid groups to annoy the crap out of you. YAY!
Me -....yay?
facebucket by stillaudreyesque November 10, 2009

facebake 

That pinnacle of highness in which one becomes sofa-king-re-tarted they can't see straight. You're no longer high, you're facebaked.
Person 1: Dude, what happened to jimmy?
Person 2: He's totally facebaked man.
facebake by M T Jones March 17, 2008

fuckbasket 

(n.) Imbecile; dumbass. See also: "dildo," "douchebag," "beata."
Wow, you really are a fuckbasket!
fuckbasket by CrunkDawg November 3, 2003

fagbasket 

someone extremely fagi to the point where his faginess would fill up an entire basket
wow san francisco is full of fag baskets, damn that kid's a fagbasket
fagbasket by Ryan Smith October 4, 2004

facebake 

Facebake - 1. to wake and bake (see wake and bake) with the company of facebook. 2. the act of using facebook while under the influence of a morning stonedie.
"I facebaked this morning and lost three hours of my sweet, precious time."
facebake by myjosephine February 24, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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