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fuckballing 

When you're being lazy and doing nothing productive. Basically being no help around your surroundings.
"Jack, stop fuckballing and do your job!"
fuckballing by DiamondGirl101 April 16, 2016
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Fuckballing 

When you're being lazy and doing nothing productive.
"Jane, stop fuckballing and do your chores!"
Fuckballing by DiamondGirl101 April 16, 2016

fuckbaiting

A status on a social network that is meant to tell friends that's you're available for sex without coming right out and saying it.

The truly daring will use it as an unironic hashtag.
"Mary just updated Facebook. Says she's, 'Sooooo lonely and cold tonight.'"
"Damn, she's fuckbaiting."

"Taking applications for a #Hercules cuddle-buddy. Bring tacos and margarita mix. I have ice cream! #fuckbaiting"
fuckbaiting by StSeanoftheKnife January 2, 2014

Fucktalking 

"Fucktalking" is a term that describes the act of engaging in prolonged conversations that seem to go in circles, ultimately leading to no productive outcome. It represents a chain reaction of motivation that goes nowhere, as individuals involved in "fucktalking" exchange repetitive and redundant information without reaching any meaningful conclusions or actions. It serves as a reminder of the importance of efficient and purposeful communication to avoid wasting time and energy.
The team's constant fucktalking about the upcoming event left them with no concrete plans or actions, just a lot of repetitive discussion.
Fucktalking by EssSnake September 8, 2023

Furballing 

The act of giving a blowjob to the point of ejaculation, letting him cum in your mouth, and then spitting the cum out on the nearest cat.
"Did you just pet the cat? He's all sticky and matted."

"Oh damn, Amanda must have been furballing on him last night."
Furballing by A-Dazzle September 28, 2012

Faceballing 

Also known as ballsmacking.
This is where a guy, or several guys whip out their floppy ballsacks and teabag someone, and smack them in the face with their balls.
Oh it was horrible, last night I passed out and woke up to my boyfriend and his mates smacking my face with their hairy balls!

Dude last night we totally went faceballing and did it to some idiot on the street, should have seen their face!

Fuckbagging

Quite simply, the action of bagged fucking.
Person 1: Me and her were totally fuckbagging last summer at camp.
Person 2: Yeah ?
Fuckbagging by Jordfff January 20, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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