fuckbaiting

A status on a social network that is meant to tell friends that's you're available for sex without coming right out and saying it.

The truly daring will use it as an unironic hashtag.

"Mary just updated Facebook. Says she's, 'Sooooo lonely and cold tonight.'"
"Damn, she's fuckbaiting."

"Taking applications for a #Hercules cuddle-buddy. Bring tacos and margarita mix. I have ice cream! #fuckbaiting"

fuckbaiting by StSeanoftheKnife January 2, 2014

Facebaiting 

Posting vague, self pitying status updates on Facebook in an obvious bid for attention and emotional support.

Sally: Will anything good ever come into my life?

Bobby: Doubt it, dude. Stop Facebaiting.

Facebaiting by Johnwilkie April 2, 2011

facebaiting 

The phenomenon whereby an intentional and impossibly obscure Facebook status causes numerous friends to respond.

After declaring in his status that "Rich has big news" - he was accused of facebaiting.

facebaiting by Mace in AZ February 14, 2009

Facebaiting 

Posting to Facebook only to get a specific reaction from a specific person. Causes nearly all Friends to say, "Huh?", but one particular Friend to say, "Oo. I know what that's about." Not always negative. Not always positive.

Did you see that come across your News Feed?

Something's definitely up. He/she's Facebaiting somebody.

Facebaiting by The Sausalito Samurai October 22, 2009

fuckwriting 

Fuckwriting is a type of writing that is a flow of emotion.
Fuckwriting is when you write the first word that comes into mind and you don't go back and you change it. It first appeared on DeviantArt on Julian5604's account.
Brainvomit is another, more appropriate word for it.

The first example of fuckwriting was "fuck zombies and fbi rape"
i wake up in a deserted street filled with pop cans and bags. its black and Grey sky shines my eyes to the corner. I loved that girl and the zombies are tearing my heart out. its painful and sarcastic. its so dull. its so boring. i want action with this watermelon. my blood is red and its all over the city. the zombies are closing in on us and its insane. my viens fuck my arm tightly. shit the zomibes are getting closer and I know they want to rape me. they want to fuck this heart so bad. fucking bitch is right there. right there. right there,. right there. this is my last words. these are my last words before the fuck zombies eat my small little arm off. its for the better because i'm deformed. i'm so fucking deformed. i have a small little arm and a tight little hand. oh no here comes the fbi or are they going to save me? shit i odnt know. wow i swear a lot when i'm about to get fucked by zombies.

fuckwriting by Julian5604 June 20, 2008

fuckballing 

When you're being lazy and doing nothing productive. Basically being no help around your surroundings.

"Jack, stop fuckballing and do your job!"

fuckballing by DiamondGirl101 April 16, 2016

fuckshiting 

to fuckshit is when one person or multiple people are fucking around in a shitty annoying matter.

henry , jayden and blair were fuckshiting around in the living room

fuckshiting by henry_chopin January 10, 2019