6 definitions by StSeanoftheKnife
In Gay Culture, once a man turns 30, his sexual and social desirablility decreases to practically nil (except to Daddy Chasers who like their men older) because he has crossed the threshold into "gay old", or "gayncient". This literally occurs overnight.
Many gay men try to circumvent this by lying about their age (usually subtracting anywhere from 2 to 5 years from their actual age) on dating apps like grindr and Scruff, or becoming gym rats. Ironically, gym rats often turn body fascist, dating only men they deem "fit enough".
Many gay men try to circumvent this by lying about their age (usually subtracting anywhere from 2 to 5 years from their actual age) on dating apps like grindr and Scruff, or becoming gym rats. Ironically, gym rats often turn body fascist, dating only men they deem "fit enough".
TWINK: Hey, Stud. How's it going tonight?
ADAM: Great! How about we go back to my place?
TWINK: I thought you'd never ask.
The following week, after Adam's 30th birthday:
ADAM: Hey, you! How've you been?
TWINK: Ugh. Why is this tired old queen talking to me?
ADAM: ...
DADDY CHASER: DADDY!
ADAM: ... OMG, I'm gayncient!
ADAM: Great! How about we go back to my place?
TWINK: I thought you'd never ask.
The following week, after Adam's 30th birthday:
ADAM: Hey, you! How've you been?
TWINK: Ugh. Why is this tired old queen talking to me?
ADAM: ...
DADDY CHASER: DADDY!
ADAM: ... OMG, I'm gayncient!
by StSeanoftheKnife June 24, 2017
A status on a social network that is meant to tell friends that's you're available for sex without coming right out and saying it.
The truly daring will use it as an unironic hashtag.
The truly daring will use it as an unironic hashtag.
"Mary just updated Facebook. Says she's, 'Sooooo lonely and cold tonight.'"
"Damn, she's fuckbaiting."
"Taking applications for a #Hercules cuddle-buddy. Bring tacos and margarita mix. I have ice cream! #fuckbaiting"
"Damn, she's fuckbaiting."
"Taking applications for a #Hercules cuddle-buddy. Bring tacos and margarita mix. I have ice cream! #fuckbaiting"
by StSeanoftheKnife January 2, 2014
The part that people who spout "Haters gonna hate" forget about. As a response to any criticism (valid or otherwise) to a TV show, movie, novel, comic book, CD, or any media with a devoted following, "Haters gonna hate" does as much to advance the discussion as "I don't recall" did for BP CEO Tony Hayward's testimony before Congress. "Lovers gonna love" is the only proper response to this discussion-terminating cliche, because it emphasizes how loving something unconditionally and uncritically is as bad as hating something without reason.
"I take umbrage with Superman's killing of Zod in Man of Steel. There could have been something more clever than killing that the writers could have come up with. Of course, now they have a controversy that will drive sales upward, but I gotta say, I was disappointed."
"Haters gonna hate. MoS was the awesome!"
"Lovers gonna love."
"Haters gonna hate. MoS was the awesome!"
"Lovers gonna love."
by StSeanoftheKnife June 21, 2013
by StSeanoftheKnife May 10, 2016
Harold wanted to learn to lift weight, but he was intimidated by the denizen of Monster Island, so he went to Body Attack instead.
by StSeanoftheKnife May 12, 2013
The odd pairing of one toned and attractive person with one who is slovenly and overweight. Uneven heights often characterizes these matches as do multiple toddlers and wearing sweatpants in public.
(discreetly inclining head to couple with three kids sitting on a park bench)
Dude 1: Gun show and ham raffle at 3 o'clock.
Dude 2: She's roomy. Kids ruin your figure.
Dude 1: Not his! Hubba hubba!
Dude 1: Gun show and ham raffle at 3 o'clock.
Dude 2: She's roomy. Kids ruin your figure.
Dude 1: Not his! Hubba hubba!
by StSeanoftheKnife August 20, 2012