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fuckshilling 

A fuckshilling is a person whose worth in value is outweighed by their own ego or false pride; usually resulting in backbiting.
"Hey, look here ya little fuckshilling when are you going to come up with something original?"

"Look another fuckshilling commenting on my blog!"

An example of a fuckshilling:

Hi there. You are an idiot because you do not agree with me and I will make your life miserable because I cannot handle the truth.

That is a fuckshilling.
fuckshilling by MadesiccLives April 22, 2010

Fucksgiving 

A declarable holiday or state of mind in which no fucks can be given. When additional vacation or recreation time is needed, yet has not been allotted, a state of Fucksgiving can be declared.
You have obligations that need to be fulfilled on a Sunday afternoon, but a state of Fucksgiving has been declared, so you are required to go have fun instead.
Fucksgiving by Brendejo Chingon November 10, 2011

fuckbaiting

A status on a social network that is meant to tell friends that's you're available for sex without coming right out and saying it.

The truly daring will use it as an unironic hashtag.
"Mary just updated Facebook. Says she's, 'Sooooo lonely and cold tonight.'"
"Damn, she's fuckbaiting."

"Taking applications for a #Hercules cuddle-buddy. Bring tacos and margarita mix. I have ice cream! #fuckbaiting"
fuckbaiting by StSeanoftheKnife January 2, 2014

FUCKSHITTIGHTTITS 

Scientifically means - Oh dude bail or as biologists say;
We're so fucked, get the fuck out of here bro.
Kid: *drops the expensive vase*
Other Kid: FUCKSHITTIGHTTITS!!!! BAIL!
Kid: what the fuck?...
Other Kid: *already god the fuck out of there*
FUCKSHITTIGHTTITS by kewtee April 8, 2009

Fucksgiving 

A holiday focused on the idea of actually giving a fuck. The one day of the year set aside for caring. Celebrated the day before Thanksgiving.
'"Last year for Fucksgiving I attempted to care and understand about what James was telling me. Opposed to my usually blank stare followed by a casual 'cool story bro"
Fucksgiving by asdfghjkl61910 August 25, 2011

fuckwriting 

Fuckwriting is a type of writing that is a flow of emotion.
Fuckwriting is when you write the first word that comes into mind and you don't go back and you change it. It first appeared on DeviantArt on Julian5604's account.
Brainvomit is another, more appropriate word for it.
The first example of fuckwriting was "fuck zombies and fbi rape"
i wake up in a deserted street filled with pop cans and bags. its black and Grey sky shines my eyes to the corner. I loved that girl and the zombies are tearing my heart out. its painful and sarcastic. its so dull. its so boring. i want action with this watermelon. my blood is red and its all over the city. the zombies are closing in on us and its insane. my viens fuck my arm tightly. shit the zomibes are getting closer and I know they want to rape me. they want to fuck this heart so bad. fucking bitch is right there. right there. right there,. right there. this is my last words. these are my last words before the fuck zombies eat my small little arm off. its for the better because i'm deformed. i'm so fucking deformed. i have a small little arm and a tight little hand. oh no here comes the fbi or are they going to save me? shit i odnt know. wow i swear a lot when i'm about to get fucked by zombies.
fuckwriting by Julian5604 June 20, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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