Fuck Wank
A person who cannot be described solely as a fucker or a wanker and instead is referred to as a fuck wank.
Fuck Wank by Oxford warrior August 26, 2011
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fuck wank
to masturbate while replicating the actions and motion of intercourse, for example by thrusting against a rolled-up pillow.
fuck wank by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003
Fuck-wank
When you have to be hand relieved by your partner after intercourse after you've brought them to climax (possibly several times over) and they are too tired to continue.
Mate 1: How'd things go with that chick last night?
Mate 2: Man, she was so loose I had to settle for a fuck-wank and go to sleep.
Mate 2: Man, she was so loose I had to settle for a fuck-wank and go to sleep.
Fuck-wank by Bazildon P February 26, 2009
Chin Fuck/Wank
Chin Fuck/Wank by Hydroxss January 23, 2010
Fat over-bese wank fuck
The insult you use for a fat overweight man when you are so annoyed you muddle up your words but you really don’t care as it’s funny either way.
Oh George is such a Fat over-bese wank fuck! I meant over weight obese but it works and I don’t really care anymore AHAHAHAHAHHAA
Fat over-bese wank fuck by Man.Jam-o September 6, 2022
dumb fuck shit ass wank
the act of fucking a woman who is considered dumb i.e blonde then fucking her up the ass then wanking on her shit hole
This act is fucking sick and should not be tried at home as it will result in the police being called.
Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right?
DON'T CENSOR ME!!
Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right?
DON'T CENSOR ME!!
dumb fuck shit ass wank by Corpse July 25, 2004
(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard)
((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.
(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022
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