to masturbate while replicating the actions and motion of intercourse, for example by thrusting against a rolled-up pillow.
by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003
A person who cannot be described solely as a fucker or a wanker and instead is referred to as a fuck wank.
by Oxford warrior August 24, 2011
When you have to be hand relieved by your partner after intercourse after you've brought them to climax (possibly several times over) and they are too tired to continue.
Mate 1: How'd things go with that chick last night?
Mate 2: Man, she was so loose I had to settle for a fuck-wank and go to sleep.
Mate 2: Man, she was so loose I had to settle for a fuck-wank and go to sleep.
by Bazildon P February 27, 2009
by Hydroxss January 23, 2010
by pax September 18, 2003
the act of fucking a woman who is considered dumb i.e blonde then fucking her up the ass then wanking on her shit hole
This act is fucking sick and should not be tried at home as it will result in the police being called.
Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right?
DON'T CENSOR ME!!
Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right?
DON'T CENSOR ME!!
by Corpse July 25, 2004
The insult you use for a fat overweight man when you are so annoyed you muddle up your words but you really don’t care as it’s funny either way.
Oh George is such a Fat over-bese wank fuck! I meant over weight obese but it works and I don’t really care anymore AHAHAHAHAHHAA
by Man.Jam-o September 06, 2022