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Fuck Tum 

Means "fuck you" in the native language of Pakistan, Urdu. Used profusely by a certain belligerent and condescending resident of Ithaca, NY.
"Hey Mikhail, what's up?"

"Fuck Tum...arrrrgggghhhh"
Fuck Tum by Grand Ayatollah al-Haji January 30, 2005
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Tumble Fuck 

Falling over while having sex standing up. Falling off of the bed while fucking. Falling over the railing while fucking on a balcony. Fucking while in a dryer
"Took the old lady down to the laudramat for a TUMBLE FUCK." "Me and the old lady was really going at it til we took a TUMBLE FUCK off the bed." Crime scene: "Hope they was enjoying themselves before they took a TUMBLE FUCK two stories to the ground." "If I would of taken my socks off last night me and the wife wouldn't of went for a TUMBLE FUCK in the middle of the floor"
Tumble Fuck by Psycho Brutus December 2, 2011

Tumble Fuck 

An inept idiot prone to falling over. One who screws up constantly.
This isn't what I wanted, you tumble fuck!

Look what's rolling down the mountain........ a couple of tumble fucks.

Don't give that to tumble fuck, he'll just fuck it all up.
Tumble Fuck by spektralx April 2, 2009

tummy fuck 

An extremely well-endowed man can "tummy fuck" a girl by penetrating her vagina so deeply he pushes into her cervix. The penis must be abnormally long, and women say that the deep thrust feels like it's in their stomach--thus "tummy fuck."
"Sara likes it when I tummy fuck her with my 8.5".
tummy fuck by Dan9 January 2, 2007

Tubby Tummy Fuck

Verb. When a morbidly obese chode lathers up his gut, folds it into a roll, and slams it down onto his own cock so that he can fuck his own tubby tummy. This depraved act requires a mirror or spotter so that the chode can find his chub, this is a necessity because his massive gut blocks his line of sight to his lower body. Once the stiffy is located and inserted into the tummy pussy it is a race against time to reach climax as the incredibly force of the stomach smashing against the testicles creates intense pain.
Hey, can I borrow that tub of vasoline?

Sure. What do you need it for?

I'm gonna tubby tummy fuck myself tonight.

Aw, that's nasty. You chode!
Tubby Tummy Fuck by Vera Daniels March 20, 2010

tummy fuck 

to squeeze together the rolls of fat of an overweight girl and (with the help of lube) place your penis inside of the rolls and procede to thrust your penis in and out
i tummy fucked ur fat ass mom last night
tummy fuck by yddeteffeeihc November 30, 2005

tumblr-fuck

when one pleasures their partner sexually based off of entries they found in that partner's tumblr feed.
he must have been looking at my blog cause he totally tumblr-fucked me.
tumblr-fuck by a.fazil March 1, 2014
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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