Fuck Tum

Means "fuck you" in the native language of Pakistan, Urdu. Used profusely by a certain belligerent and condescending resident of Ithaca, NY.

"Hey Mikhail, what's up?"

"Fuck Tum...arrrrgggghhhh"

by Grand Ayatollah al-Haji January 30, 2005

Tumble Fuck

Falling over while having sex standing up. Falling off of the bed while fucking. Falling over the railing while fucking on a balcony. Fucking while in a dryer

"Took the old lady down to the laudramat for a TUMBLE FUCK." "Me and the old lady was really going at it til we took a TUMBLE FUCK off the bed." Crime scene: "Hope they was enjoying themselves before they took a TUMBLE FUCK two stories to the ground." "If I would of taken my socks off last night me and the wife wouldn't of went for a TUMBLE FUCK in the middle of the floor"

by Psycho Brutus December 2, 2011

Tumble Fuck

An inept idiot prone to falling over. One who screws up constantly.

This isn't what I wanted, you tumble fuck!

Look what's rolling down the mountain........ a couple of tumble fucks.

Don't give that to tumble fuck, he'll just fuck it all up.

by spektralx April 2, 2009

tummy fuck

An extremely well-endowed man can "tummy fuck" a girl by penetrating her vagina so deeply he pushes into her cervix. The penis must be abnormally long, and women say that the deep thrust feels like it's in their stomach--thus "tummy fuck."

"Sara likes it when I tummy fuck her with my 8.5".

by Dan9 January 2, 2007

Tubby Tummy Fuck

Verb. When a morbidly obese chode lathers up his gut, folds it into a roll, and slams it down onto his own cock so that he can fuck his own tubby tummy. This depraved act requires a mirror or spotter so that the chode can find his chub, this is a necessity because his massive gut blocks his line of sight to his lower body. Once the stiffy is located and inserted into the tummy pussy it is a race against time to reach climax as the incredibly force of the stomach smashing against the testicles creates intense pain.

Hey, can I borrow that tub of vasoline?

Sure. What do you need it for?

I'm gonna tubby tummy fuck myself tonight.

Aw, that's nasty. You chode!

by Vera Daniels March 20, 2010

tummy fuck

to squeeze together the rolls of fat of an overweight girl and (with the help of lube) place your penis inside of the rolls and procede to thrust your penis in and out

i tummy fucked ur fat ass mom last night

by yddeteffeeihc November 30, 2005

tumblr-fuck

when one pleasures their partner sexually based off of entries they found in that partner's tumblr feed.

he must have been looking at my blog cause he totally tumblr-fucked me.

by a.fazil March 1, 2014