Fucktumonious
Where an especially traumatic/disasterous event leads a person to realise they suffer from "Terminal fuckedness" in all their endeavours and finally accepts their fate.
A: "Did you ask that girl out in the end?"
B: "Yeeeeeeeah. She threw up."
A: "Really? Again?"
B: "I know. -sigh- kinda a fucktumonious moment for me."
A: "Aw, well, yeah, but there's so many other people you could... Actually this seems to happen alot to you doesn't it?"
B: "..."
A: "Still, I'm sure thing'll turn around for you someda-"
B stabs himself with a ladle.
B: "Yeeeeeeeah. She threw up."
A: "Really? Again?"
B: "I know. -sigh- kinda a fucktumonious moment for me."
A: "Aw, well, yeah, but there's so many other people you could... Actually this seems to happen alot to you doesn't it?"
B: "..."
A: "Still, I'm sure thing'll turn around for you someda-"
B stabs himself with a ladle.
Fucktumonious by The_Truths_Owl February 22, 2011
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