An idiotteenager who uses Tumblr
This teenager does many things such as
•Getting offended easily
•Very unoriginal
•Makes up genders
•Obsesses weirdly about emo bands
•Glorifies self harming and depression and mental illnesses and other bad stuff
•Is very fake and tries extremely hard to be unique
And the list goes on
Person 1: Whats you and your friends (The tumblr fuck) favourite colour?
Person 2: Oh, my favourite color is blue, and her favourite color is yellow.
Tumblr fuck: Did you just call me "her"? That is transphobic, I AM A "THEY". I am neither gender.
*continuously goes on rant*
Things that qualify as tumblr fucks: Weeaboos, Furries, 'MOST' fangirls, and basically everything that is autistic.
Most Tumblr fucks are teenagers, but some do not grow out of it once they turn into an adult and that can be an issue.
Falling over while having sex standing up. Falling off of the bed while fucking. Falling over the railing while fucking on a balcony. Fucking while in a dryer
"Took the old lady down to the laudramat for a TUMBLE FUCK." "Me and the old lady was really going at it til we took a TUMBLE FUCK off the bed." Crime scene: "Hope they was enjoying themselves before they took a TUMBLE FUCK two stories to the ground." "If I would of taken my socks off last night me and the wife wouldn't of went for a TUMBLE FUCK in the middle of the floor"
The act of being crushed by tumbling objects, also the act of violently raping someone like a dog while they sleep.
Can also be blurted out by accident while talking to meggs due to wanting to tumble fuck.
The logs rolled off the truck and tumble fucked john.
Later that night John was tumble fucked while he dreamt.
"what's past tense of tumble fuck?... I mean dream!! Sorry. i have tumble fucking on the brain." Says cody.
"obviously, since you're talking to me" replies Meggs.
When two or more Tumblr users with blogs of primarily erotic content are liking & reblogging each other's content in real time, meaning all parties are online at the same time, leading to mutual sexual arousal.
"Man, I was browsing through this hotlady's blog of sexy stuff last night, and the next thing I know, we were Tumblrfucking for about an hour or so. "
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.