A fuck towel is a slut which serves much the same purpose as a towel one would ejaculate into. She does this by letting guys use her instead of, or in addition to, a towel in order to ejaculate without making a mess.

"Man I gotta bust a nut its been a long time."
"Just use the fuck towel dude, she's in the other room."

fuck towel by courtney and aleksey May 14, 2008

Related Words

fuck-towel • fuck tower • Fuck off tower • Fuctowel • fuck to hell • fuck to self • fuck twelve • fuck • fuck tard • fuck you

fuck-towel

the nearest shirt or towel used to wipe clean after sex.

Hey sweetie, could you hand me the fuck-towel on your side of the bed. Thanks.

fuck-towel by crazyV January 4, 2006

fuck-towel

n. a promiscuous female, especially one who has sexual congress with superiors in order to secure advancement in her career.

Kevin Spacey: Dawn here, she used to be quite the little fuck-towel. Film school grad who fucked her way to top assistant. Fucked her way to junior executive and then fucked her way to VP. It was quite a rise.

fuck-towel by gert January 3, 2006

fuck tower

two or more women lying on top on each other stacked up, so as one can penetrate one vulva, and then switch to the next, going up and down the tower as desired

I once built a fuck tower ten high. Needed a bookcase ladder to go up and down it.

fuck tower by Paul Evans February 17, 2006

Fuck off tower

A Fuck off tower repels animals in a radius.

There’s a fuck off tower at Steve’s house, he really doesn’t like animals.

Fuck off tower by ERROR: Name forgotten in code June 29, 2019

Fuctowel

A small towel used for cleaning up semen after sex or masturbation.

Grab me the Fuctowel, I just nutted all over the sheets.

Fuctowel by grabyournutts June 13, 2012

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026