fuck towel 

Towel put down to catch sex juices and sweat, so as not to mess up the clean bed sheets, the back seat of the car etc.

I just changed the sheets. Better use the fuck towel this time.

fuck towel by fluffy June 17, 2006

fuck towel 

A fuck towel is a slut which serves much the same purpose as a towel one would ejaculate into. She does this by letting guys use her instead of, or in addition to, a towel in order to ejaculate without making a mess.

"Man I gotta bust a nut its been a long time."
"Just use the fuck towel dude, she's in the other room."

fuck towel by courtney and aleksey May 14, 2008

fuck-towel 

the nearest shirt or towel used to wipe clean after sex.

Hey sweetie, could you hand me the fuck-towel on your side of the bed. Thanks.

fuck-towel by crazyV January 4, 2006

fuck-towel 

n. a promiscuous female, especially one who has sexual congress with superiors in order to secure advancement in her career.

Kevin Spacey: Dawn here, she used to be quite the little fuck-towel. Film school grad who fucked her way to top assistant. Fucked her way to junior executive and then fucked her way to VP. It was quite a rise.

fuck-towel by gert January 3, 2006

fuck tower

two or more women lying on top on each other stacked up, so as one can penetrate one vulva, and then switch to the next, going up and down the tower as desired

I once built a fuck tower ten high. Needed a bookcase ladder to go up and down it.

fuck tower by Paul Evans February 17, 2006

Fuck off tower 

A Fuck off tower repels animals in a radius.

There’s a fuck off tower at Steve’s house, he really doesn’t like animals.

Fuck off tower by ERROR: Name forgotten in code June 29, 2019

Fuctowel 

A small towel used for cleaning up semen after sex or masturbation.

Grab me the Fuctowel, I just nutted all over the sheets.

Fuctowel by grabyournutts June 13, 2012