fuck towel
Towel put down to catch sex juices and sweat, so as not to mess up the clean bed sheets, the back seat of the car etc.
fuck towel by fluffy June 17, 2006
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fuck towel
A fuck towel is a slut which serves much the same purpose as a towel one would ejaculate into. She does this by letting guys use her instead of, or in addition to, a towel in order to ejaculate without making a mess.
"Man I gotta bust a nut its been a long time."
"Just use the fuck towel dude, she's in the other room."
"Just use the fuck towel dude, she's in the other room."
fuck towel by courtney and aleksey May 14, 2008
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fuck-towel • fuck tower • Fuck off tower • Fuctowel • fuck to hell • fuck to self • fuck twelve • fuck • fuck tard • fuck you
fuck-towel
fuck-towel by crazyV January 4, 2006
fuck-towel
n. a promiscuous female, especially one who has sexual congress with superiors in order to secure advancement in her career.
Kevin Spacey: Dawn here, she used to be quite the little fuck-towel. Film school grad who fucked her way to top assistant. Fucked her way to junior executive and then fucked her way to VP. It was quite a rise.
fuck-towel by gert January 3, 2006
fuck tower
two or more women lying on top on each other stacked up, so as one can penetrate one vulva, and then switch to the next, going up and down the tower as desired
fuck tower by Paul Evans February 17, 2006
Fuck off tower
Fuck off tower by ERROR: Name forgotten in code June 29, 2019
Fuctowel
Fuctowel by grabyournutts June 13, 2012
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